they do come up with a good one sometimes
Thanks Song

thanks Delta and sexxy
Cooly

While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven year old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend. I told him the television was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the time. The only problem was the television set was old and would just shut off for no reason. But, I would just give it a few hard wacks on the side and it would come back on, which was no big deal...

A couple of days later the pastor stopped by to check on my recovery. I was trying to get the television to come back on so, my son answered the door. The pastor smiled and asked "Is your mom busy, son?

My little one looked up at him and replied, "No, sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend".

thanks everybody my pleasue
Cooly

Welcome to JSH
Come to the joke room and let me make ya laugh
Cooly

cowboy hats do have strings, but NOT here
Laura I sorry Darlin, sweet of the dream bout me
just gotta love ya'll

thanks guys
Cooly

Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes, What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir"

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

They swore at Billy Bob and left.

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy."

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."

The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Monday.

Thank You ladies here's 1 for each of ya

Cooly

Thank You ladies here's 1 for each of ya

Cooly

Thank You ladies here's 1 for each of ya

Cooly

Thank You ladies here's 1 for each of ya

Cooly

Thank You ladies here's 1 for each of ya

Cooly

Thank You ladies here's 1 for each of ya

Cooly

Thank you Laura we won't tell song

Ok Hon, i'll try to keep em short an sweet for ya
Thanks Maizy

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Glad ya liked Wow & mirror

thanks Wow and mirror
Cooly