Well Till I dig the others up

Riddle Me This

Your walking across a high bridge, a strong wind blows and your hat falls into the river below, how are you going to get your hat back??

Ya'll just like this one so much
Cooly

Well Skeley got it "Nothing"
to easy HMMMM
Cooly

North Texas

shoot laura was on that, and she had me figuring out another one that was very tricky,i didn't even have time to think about that one, plus that was a crazy answer, my hat one is eaier than that

good job Laura
didn't forget ya Pix

a orange cat having puppies, i thought that was blondes that did that

Well to ya Bro

it's a lesson to learn for sure

Riddle Me This

What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you'll die?
Think on this.


Thought I'd give ya something else to think about
Cooly

hey isn't more to that riddle?? i was going to my "ego" LMAO

thanks ya'll got love that

Maizy you 1 smart lady, learning my secret

Tue 01/15/08 06:57 PM
Riddle Me This

Your walking across a high bridge, a strong wind blows and your hat falls into the river below, how are you going to get your hat back??

Maizy your doin great


But gotta bring the hat trick back till i can get my others wrote up

At an airport one night, with several long hours before her flight, she hunted for a book in an airport shop. Bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop. She was engrossed in her book but happened to see that the man sitting beside her as bold as could be, grabbed a cookie or two from the bag in between them, which she tried to ignore to avoid a scene. So she munched the cookies and watched the clock, as the gutsy cookie thief diminished her stock. She was getting more irritated as the minutes ticked by, thinking, "If I wasn't so nice, I would blacken his eye." With each cookie she took, he took one too. When only one was left, she wondered what he would do.

With a smile on his face, and a nervous laugh he took the last cookie and broke it in half. He offered her half as he ate the other, She snatched it from him and thought....ooh, brother! This guy had some nerve and he's also rude. Why he didn't even show any gratitude! She had never known when she been so galled. She sighed with relief when her flight was called. She gathered her belongings and headed to the gate, refusing to look back at the thieving ingrate. She boarded the plane and sank in her seat, then she sought her book.

As she reached in her baggage she gasped with surprise. There was her bag of cookies in front of her eyes. If mine are here, she moaned in despair, the others were his. And he tried to share. Too late to apologize, she realized with grief, that she was the rude one, the ingrate, the thief! How many times have we absolutely known that something was a certain way, only to discover later that what we believed to be true....was not? Always Keep An Open Mind And An Open Heart, Because..... You Just Never know.... You might be eating someone else's cookies.

LMAO well i tried to take it easy ya here

the next ones are kinda tricky too, but there no too bad

Thank Laura

Riddle Me This

A word I know, six letters it contains.
Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains



These last 4 riddles were compliments of a friend, Thank You

all right Laura
Just to easy Huh

thanks laura and rocker

Sometimes they need to shut up an listen
Thanks ya'll

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.

However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet--who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."

Guess I've had enough stompin