You wake up face down on the pavement.

You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.

You see a ''60 minutes'' news team waiting in your office.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.

You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.

Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.

Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.

You wake up and your braces are locked together.

You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex.

Your paycheck bounces.

You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

Your pet rock snaps at you.

Your wife says, ''Good morning, Bill'' and your name is George.

WoW

i interrupt the blog...

Yea cooly, but I have done the two contacts in one eye and had the dress in the pantyhose and blind date was an ex, so I guess it was half a bad day

How bout waking up with amnesia and finding your name and mugshot on the news.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
If this ever happened I would give up dating forever

No, it was really kind a fun evening, I guess it was because he WAS my ex and I won the war

you guys are a riot, thanks everyone
Cooly

I always know its going to be a bad day when....I wake up

had a few I could've added but I'll be nice
just today though