Bare naked is pretty redundant. it reminds me of a sign i saw that said- Department of redundancy Department.lol

that is F@%KING awesome.

Lo que me parece ser un poco ridículo es que la gente puede creer en el amor, una de las cosas en este mundo que causa tanto dolor y muerte infligidos a sí mismo. Pero no nos decidimos a creer en Dios, la única cosa que realmente te hace sentir loved.funny cómo funciona.

well i must say, its still pretty impressive.

algunos, no creen en nada, excepto el amor verdadero

if porn is art, then the world is a pathetic place. porn is meant for people who need to beat off or for people who need to get distracted from their partner to get turned on. so call it art if you want, but its nothing more than smut.

Q:why is sex like pizza?

A: when it's good, it's good! When it's bad, ehh, it's still pretty good!

ok I'm bored, can ya think of any more oxy-morons?

civil war

dry ice

freezer burn

good grief

icy hot

living dead

the best non-drunk drunk i have ever seen. very believable

Yo diría que el por lo menos muy bueno si no grande, no todos son tan educados.

que ocultarlo muy bien, jeje. así que usted habla otros idiomas? Sé un poco de alemán.

lets face it, they are smut. Art requires talent. and its not talent if anyone in the world can do it.

lots and lots of percocet. it makes everything better.
+ percocet =

"a man was asked at his wife's funeral about the fate of his previous two wives, to which he replied, 'My first wife died of mushroom poisoning' his friend gasped and inquired of the second wife. The man replied similarly that after several difficult years of marriage, she tragically also died of mushroom poisoning. The widower's friend asked about the man's recently deceased wife. The man replied ominously, 'she died of blunt force trauma'. 'Oh heavens!', exclaimed his friend. 'How did that happen?' 'Well', said the man, 'she wouldn't eat her mushrooms!'" -Foster Brooks.

I have a tat on my neck, and one on my forearm, two on each of my shoulders, one across my stomach, one on my left peck, and one on top of my head. The only one that still has any meaning to it, is the cross on my arm with my childrens names on it. other than that one i wish i never got any of the others. they are pointless and have very little meaning.

One day a man returns home from work and tells his wife "i almost did it today babe, i almost did it"! his wife asks "what are you talking about?" "what did you almost do?" the husband replies " i almost stuck my dick in the pickle slicer"!. the next day the man returns home from work and tells his wife " babe i did it!, i stuck my dick in the pickle slicer!". the wife replies "oh my god hon, what happened?" The husband says " i got fired, and so did she!"

Q:what does panty hose and osama binladen have in common?

A:they both irritate bush

y muchas gracias. usted sabe, no hay nada más sexy que una mujer que pueda hablar español. muy agradable.

not sure if you can call it bein high, but i just ate 6 5mg percocets and two 1 mg xanax. so i am definitly not sober.

el amor que usted haga o se le rompe, le da, pero tarda demasiado. Se necesitan dos, que te sacude y crea odio demasiado, te enojas mucho, te conviertes en alguien que no eres tú. estás en el amor o la lujuria? un montón de sexo, pero la confianza no, y después de que se pase usted la vuelta y quedarse dormido, al igual que el sexo era barato? o ¿Tiene usted toda la noche a tu chica decirle que todo está bien ser un hombre y proporcionar alimentos, agua y luz. Es su estrecha relación o se trata de un susto? como una cometa en el cielo, pero miedo a las alturas y no tienen derechos. ¿alguna vez has querido ser una mejor persona? salir de una mala situación y pasar a otra peor? tener que admitir su mal duele ¿eh? pero me duele aún peor cuando llegue el final y te das cuenta que es el fin del amor verdadero!