my first 2 wives both died of tragic deaths, the first one died from eating poisend mushrooms,the 2nd died from a fractured skull she would eat her mushrooms. Foster Brooks.

Ya, heres the thing...jokes are funny

"a man was asked at his wife's funeral about the fate of his previous two wives, to which he replied, 'My first wife died of mushroom poisoning' his friend gasped and inquired of the second wife. The man replied similarly that after several difficult years of marriage, she tragically also died of mushroom poisoning. The widower's friend asked about the man's recently deceased wife. The man replied ominously, 'she died of blunt force trauma'. 'Oh heavens!', exclaimed his friend. 'How did that happen?' 'Well', said the man, 'she wouldn't eat her mushrooms!'" -Foster Brooks.

hillbilly willy need to cut down 6 trees in his back yard , so he went down to the local hardware to get a saw ,the hardware man gave hillbilly willy a new gas chainsaw an told him it should take 1 day to cut down his tress, well the next day hillbilly willy went back to the hardware man an told him that it took him all day to cut down 1 tree ,so the hardware man took the saw an pulled the string to start the saw,hillbilly willy said ,hey, whats that noise.

It's she wouldn't eat. Foster is classic.

thats wat ya get for not proof reading

Agreed

the best non-drunk drunk i have ever seen. very believable