are racial jokes not ok? i wanted to find out before i posted. I'm not racist, but i know some really funny jokes about all races even the white folk.

lol you have peaked my interest, what does Shoobies! mean?

In this short poem, i dont know if anyone noticed, but inserted a discreet message to the person i wrote this poem about.

so, no one has actually ordered any of the so called "legal bud" from high times or any other company for that matter? well, i think i am going to buy some just to check it out. I found a site that sells some awesome looking buds for $45 an ounce. I will be sure to let everyone know whether it was worth it or not.

ain't that the truth

I was on my lunch break, sitting in my car at a local park relaxing and eating some pringles when a police officer pulls up behind me, exits his cruiser and approaches my driverside window. The officer, with an awkward lean, bends down looks through the window into my vehicle, takes in the situation and asks me what i am doing. In a state of complete shock, I look down at the can of pringles and turn my gaze back to the officer and reply "minding my own business, how about you?" -strike 1


I was recently pulled over for speeding, I was clocked doing 70 in a 55 mile per hour zone. The officer walked up to my car looks me in the face and pauses for a moment, he says to me "your eyes are glossy, having you been smoking marijuana?" I retort "your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?"-strike 2


I was again, pulled over this time for wreckless driving. The officer asks me to step out of the car and he asks if i will consent to a search of my person. I giggle out loud and say "yeah, sure why not" the officer says to me "before i begin to execute the search , do you have any weapons, knives, razor blades, assault rifles or grenade launchers in your pocket"? (while smiling) I pause for a moment and reply "no sir I don't, but the midget in the back seat has a pen knife, a bb gun, and a stuffed buffalo so don't try to be a hero"!-strike 3

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Q: what are 3 words a blond hates to hear during sex?
A: honey, I'm home!

Q:whats a blond's favorite sexual position?
A: whatever pays the most.

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A blond gets on an elevator, and a man gets on right before the door closes. the blond, feeling rather smart that day looks at the man and says "T.G.I.F" the man looks at her and replies "S.H.I.T" the blond says to the man "I don't think you understand, I said "T.G.I.F" The man replies " and I said S.H.I.T" the blond now slightly annoyed said to the man " I was trying to be friendly I said T.G.I.F, meaning thank goodness it's friday". " so there was no need for you to be rude!". The man looks at the blond and says" I was trying to be friendly also, I said S.H.I.T, meaning " sorry honey it's thursday!"
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A blonde was driving down a country road and noticed out of the corner of her eye, another blond in the middle of a cornfield in a rowboat trying to row across the field. This enraged the blond, she stopped her, jumped out and screamed to the blond in the rowboat " it's blonds like you that give all blonds a bad name, and if i could swim i would come out there and kick your @ss!"
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A blond finally got fed up with all the blond jokes her co-workers were making about her, so she left work and went and had her hair dyed black. On her way back to her work she saw a farmer in a field with his flock of sheep. She decided that she was going to prove she was intelligent. So the blond pulled over and said to the farmer" If i can guess how many sheep are in your flock, can i claim one as my prize?" the farmer said "well that would be nearly impossible for anyone to guess so yes, if you guess correctly you can claim one out of my flock as your prize" The woman studied on it for a few minutes and finally told the farmer, "you have 167 sheep in your flock." The farmer stunned that the woman had been dead on, replied "ma'am you are correct, you may claim your prize" so the woman claimed her prize and got into her car ready to pull away when the farmer said " one more thing, if i can guess your natural hair color, can i have my dog back?"

Q: whats the difference between Bigfoot and a smart blond?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Bravo, Your style is really blossoming!

I concur, if the state executes someone that has been found guilty of murder, then are "they" not guilty of the same crime and in turn "they" should suffer the same fate? like the saying goes "an eye for an eye, leaves everyone blind"

For it or against it?

I don't understand why we kill people, who kill people, to show people that killing people is wrong.

I actually did not know any of that, fun facts for my next Nancy Grace bashing party. Does anyone remember Homie the clown? I would love to see him walk out on her show while she is in the middle of a sentence and hit her in the head with his sock and drop that infamous line on her "Homie don't play that"!

Has anyone purchased or sampled the so called "legal bud" from high times or International oddities? I am just wondering if the product is what they claim it to be. From what i understand, it is not even actual buds, I hear that it is herbs, dried flowers, and other types of plant matter pressed into a lump of unpleasent smelling and tasting wannabe bud. I am just curious if what i heard is true.

well, you have no idea how relieved i am that i am not the only person that cant stand this woman. I made a few comments about her in front of my ex's friends and they acted like i had insulted their god.

Nancy Grace, Any opinions?

I personally can not stand the woman! the only thing bigger than her mouth is her ego. I have not seen anyone this arrogant, since..well I have never seen anyone this arrogant. why she is convinced that she is better than everyone is beyond me. Maybe if she was at least attractive, i could tolerate her ignorance. My god the first time i watched her show i actually contemplated sticking a pencil through my ear, cause my girlfriend would not let me change the channel. And leaving the room would have been a sin, because apparently i never wanted to do anything she liked to do. like watching a closet dike on a power trip.

Q:what did the blond say after multiple orgasms?
A:are all you guys on the same team?

To the woman who once was, but will never be again

Forever in my heart, you shall stay
Unexpectedly, your love went away
Caring for me, was a game you would play
Killing me slowly, is what you did everyday

You are gone now, and thats how i like it
Over we are, I will not fight it
Understanding by far, despite it

Beautiful, i thought you were
Intelligent for sure
To you thoughtful, is merely a word
Choices, were your curse
Hunger for love, does not quench your thirst

why did the blond miss her flight? she saw a sign that said "<--airport left"

3 blond's walk into a bar, the fourth one ducked.

lol thats a good one