TRASHY AND DISGUSTING!!!

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

have a crush on someone from Mingle???

You don't have to reveal the "who"...just whether you do or not.


AHEM...I do...

I'M HAPPY YOU WERE BORN!!!

Can I sit on Santa's lap??? I got a really long list of stuff I wanna see under the tree...

HOLIDAY EATING

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts
carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the
Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave
immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum
balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And
quickly. It's rare... You cannot find it any other time
of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000
calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going
to turn into an eggnog'oholic or something. It's a
treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later
than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it.
That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand
alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed
potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if
they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's
skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car
with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a
party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point
of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's
food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you
exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in
January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time
for long naps, which you'll need after circling the
buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and
a vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good
at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the
shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and
don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the
center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of
shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to
see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple, Pumpkin,
Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like
mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have
three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert?
Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted,
it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but
avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel
terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table,
you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start
over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember
this motto to live by:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the
grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive
and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn
out and screaming 'WOO-HOO, what a ride!'"

that's good to know seein' as how i'm prolly moving to tenneessee soon...*l*

maybe he means emu???

I would...but I have a problem with authority...

man...i ain't been cool for a LONG time...*shrugs* oh well...still gotta love me!

Um...I'm child-less and um...not a jesus freak...we do exist...*l*

so if you want a XXX throwdown...dial 1-900- peachiepooh...and kick them nasty thoughts...

emo? *raises eyebrow* um...are we not using full words now?? *can't keep up with the lingo of these darn kids*

SynVisc is s'posed to be magic...ms godmother has MS and they use it for her knees...i have arthritis, but because of my other medications i can't take much for it 'cept pain pills...so i've been trying a supplement called serrapeptase. it's an enzyme derived from silk worms and it's supposed to "eat away" a scar tissue...it's helped quite a bit with movement and it's fairly reasonably priced...just an idea.

Doesn't has the word "does" in it, doesn't it?

sure you are...so what's a girl gotta do ta get some hot steamy....noodles and cheese???

um...all I know for sure is I lived in "Bat Country" in a past life...I'm sure of it...

"I don't wear grannie panties"

okay that's a damn lie cuz we all own at least one pair...maybe we only wear them on laundry day or during our period...and maybe we tend to keep this fact hidden...but still



"I will love your penis"

um...but no more than you do...


"I always smell good. (well almost)"

okay...what's with the "smell factor" and women???!! we, as a whole, are so concerned about how we smell...while the men we're trying to smell good for will give a dirty shirt a sniff and declare it "clean enough" to wear! puhleeeze...

Ugh...and here I sit eating canned soup...*blah*

There is plenty of room honey...more than enough room for a nice guy. Women are a completely different creature compared to a man. I follow your logic with the gift giving and taking care of paying for things (dinner, gas, etc). However, we need more than that.

I'm not going to begin to think I can speak for ALL women... we'll talk about me. I need to HEAR and FEEL a man's love for me. To me, gifts are sweet...but in the end only show me that he can make and spend money. There's something to be said for the gentle little things that a man does...the way someone just looks at you when they love you...it can just melt you.

Personally, I need to hear "I Love You". Understand that those 3 little words are so very powerful...they've driven people to madness. I've truly been in love once...and I felt like I was the only woman in the world to him. The sun rose on me...and I hung the moon. He used to leave me little notes that said "SHMILY"...just a little scrap of paper with 6 letters on it...he'd tuck them in everyday places so I'd find them throughout the day...SHMILY stands for "See How Much I Love You"...and those little pieces of paper meant more than anything I've ever recieved...