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Just a few zonkers for me and some goat pee sherry, still on my diet, got to lose a few hundred drongles before the annual Zookeepers' Ball...
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Topic:
Help #2
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Sounds like an old monkey acquaintance of mine has been stirring up trouble yet again. Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT respond to the perv. I will get Crotch Bond on the case, now that the DuDu is safely in custody he has time to pursue other hardened and not so hardened drongle lovers...
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Topic:
Anyone seen
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Monkey swings in, tosses his diaper and some Heineys, swings back out to continue studying for Zookeeping 101 leaving the nerd to wonder just what the hell the bellows are doing on the outside of the accordion and who's going to clean up the crappies now that the towel boy is on vacation with Crotch Bond.
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Topic:
Men.......Hello!!
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All right blue boxes, I challenge you to an armpit wrestling contest, winner gets a lifetime supply of monkey nuts, loser has to go on a date with Crotch Bond...
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Topic:
Men.......Hello!!
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Looks around, flexes armpits.
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Monkey wants a snogger and some peanuts...
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Topic:
Men.......Hello!!
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I only date yogurt eaters and hydrocephalic armpit wrestlers...
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Topic:
what if?
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Wise old monkey says: the best long lasting relationships are built on a firm foundation of friendship. Sex is cheap but true and honest friendship is rare and precious.
Now back to your regularly scheduled program of yodeling and armpit wrestling... |
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Topic:
Just four more days.......
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I'm still waiting for the sequel to Sex and the Single Squirrel.
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Topic:
What to wear
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Not unless you pair it with the ashcan on the torso.
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Mime in box says help, let me out...
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Topic:
What to wear
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Wise old monkey says: dress to impress but not to regress, (i.e. don't dress for sex unless that's all you're after). Something casually attractive should do the trick.
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Topic:
Toms Tuesday Roll Call
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And if it doesn't help your drongles it doubles as a floor wax.
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Topic:
Toms Tuesday Roll Call
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That's what they all say...
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Grow some nuts and give a camel a try...
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It's too bad, too, I love a man with green hands and 12 eyes.
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Topic:
Toms Tuesday Roll Call
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Bruttles are fine but the kwangos have got to go.
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Topic:
Toms Tuesday Roll Call
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Unless you want to streak around. I promise not to laugh too hard or take too many photos.
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Topic:
Are you a Fancy Man?
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Pills are good but liquor is quicker. Pass the JD and swonnicles...
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I knew a squirrely boy once. Then he had an operation...
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