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My ex-wife is here for a week in order to see our children, while she waits on the next step of her medical program. She has only been here half-an-hour and I already feel like I have three kdis instead of two (daddy!!!! DADDY!!!!! DAAAANNNIIIIEEEELLLLL!!!!!!!!!).
HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!! LMAO 
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maybe we should get your ex and my ex together
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Breathe in through your nose to a count of 4
Hold for a count of 7 Exhale through your mouth to a count of 8 Repeat No kidding ... changes your physiology and calms you down. BREATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Daniel ...and then the rest of the world can pray for you
Good luck! 
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Whatever you do daniel.....bit your tongue of anything cruel, nasty or obnoxious that may slip from your mouth. Then when she is not around or within ear shot.......scream at the top of your lungs....then get a pillow and beat the stuffing out of it.
Always works for me 
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here put these in a box wrrap them with very pretty paper and a bow and give it to her 
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just please be careful of what you say and how you act. think of your children first. they are wizer then we give them credit for. they sence hostility and animosity, things that they do not need
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dont worry friends, its not as bad as all that, lol. I AM still good friends with her, and if we do have an argument or whatever we make sure to do it away from them.
I posted just as a joke thuogh as like I said she had only been back for half an hour, and it soudned like i had three ids instead fo two again, lol... |
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good job and keep the faith. lol
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Not unless you want to be Big Jim's g/f!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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What I cant understand is why she is "staying" with you. Can't she get a hotel or something??? Do you have to be with her at all times???
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Listen to Artgurl.
All that deep breathing will do wonders. The extra O2 to the brain is great. Very relaxing, even though I passed out and hit the floor! Figured I'd have a nap while I was there. I feel so much better now! 
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Just make sure you wear gloves and keep the dog away from the trash.
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daniel...remind yourself that she's nuts and that she can't help herself...just like when a baby throws a fit...babes can't help themselves, aye?
hehe...and then write me a long scathing letter telling me what a brat i am. |
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How about a .12 gauge shotgun loaded with rock salt?
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Just keep reminding yourself shes only here for a week,shes only here for a week.
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