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Topic: "APPLE BREASTS"
frankfk Joined Sun 09/24/06 Posts: 5684	Thu 07/26/07 01:49 PM
APPLY COMPANY ANNOUNCED TODAY 'JULY 26, 2007' THAT IT HAS DEVELOPED A COMPUTER CHIP THAT CAN STORE IN WOMEN'S BREASTS IMPLANTS. THE iTIT WILL COST $799 OR $999 DEPENDING ON SIZE. THIS IS CONSIDERED A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH SINCE WOMEN ARE ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT MEN STARING THIER BREASTS LEWDLY AND NOT LISTENING TO THEM.

jwaddy Joined Thu 07/19/07 Posts: 316	Thu 07/26/07 01:54 PM
do they have adjustable sizes too? apply has never been very good about expandability. what if the chip breaks? women are generally not good at fixing electronics. is it such that he could go in and fix it, or would it void the warranty?

mnhiker Joined Wed 02/14/07 Posts: 3771	Thu 07/26/07 02:36 PM
What will they think of next? The iToaster The iFrig The iTV The iCar The iGlasses The iRadio The list is endless...

frankfk Joined Sun 09/24/06 Posts: 5684	Thu 07/26/07 02:37 PM
JWADDY, ALL UR QUESTIONS WILL ANSWERED AS SOON AS THE PRODUCT WILL COME INTO THE MARKET AND AS FOR AS THE LEARNING IS CONCERN, SO IN THIS REGARD, WOMEN ARE FAST LEARNER THAN MEN, IF IT COMES TO THIER INTEREST.

coco56 Joined Sun 06/24/07 Posts: 12347	Thu 07/26/07 02:52 PM


boredchick07 Joined Mon 05/14/07 Posts: 4760	Thu 07/26/07 02:56 PM
eh? What's the purpose of the chip?

nusalor Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 5021	Thu 07/26/07 02:57 PM
Does the ItIT chip have a GPS within? I seem to remember some breasts around here somewhere...but I keep losing track of them!

frankfk Joined Sun 09/24/06 Posts: 5684	Thu 07/26/07 03:00 PM
NUSALOR, WAIT FOR THE PRODUCT! THIS ITECH IS MOVING FAST LEFT&RIGHT

nusalor Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 5021	Thu 07/26/07 03:02 PM
I understand the expediency of technology in our fast-paced modern lives. However, what purpose is a computer chip implanted in a woman's breast supposed to serve?

frankfk Joined Sun 09/24/06 Posts: 5684	Thu 07/26/07 07:07 PM
I THINK DIVERT MEN ATTENTION TO THE SUBJECT

cutelildevilsmom Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 8862	Thu 07/26/07 10:41 PM
well if they have anti gravity gear,I'm in.sick of tripping over the damn things..

Marie55 Joined Wed 08/30/06 Posts: 7007	Thu 07/26/07 11:44 PM
Hey cute, don't trip over them, just tuck them inside your waist band.

SheNerd Joined Sun 04/29/07 Posts: 6039	Fri 07/27/07 02:56 AM
Apple dumplings and fritters are more my style.

nusalor Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 5021	Fri 07/27/07 03:06 AM
Don't fritter away your hours in an offhand way...

SheNerd Joined Sun 04/29/07 Posts: 6039	Fri 07/27/07 03:35 AM
No chance of that, I'm too busy gtting baked.

cutelildevilsmom Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 8862	Fri 07/27/07 05:11 AM
Hey cute, don't trip over them, just tuck them inside your waist band. ================================================================= good idea Marie as long as i'm not wearing shorts lol

ladynluv2be Joined Sun 07/08/07 Posts: 840	Fri 07/27/07 10:15 AM
I dont think it will work, Men like to look ... it is born with them to look at them , feed from them.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 07/27/07 10:33 AM
Im not understanding what the chip does in the breasts??? Think for us??? play music???

Eljay Joined Tue 05/08/07 Posts: 2426	Fri 07/27/07 11:19 AM
Apparently they will be two glaring neon signs tat miraculously appear and flash - STOP STARING!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 07/27/07 11:20 AM
Hmmmm but that would defeat the purpose of my tshirt that reads...."Please stare at my tits"!!!