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Political correctness
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Nothing like an honest carrot. Just don't try running for President...
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Toms Weekend Roll Call II
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I have my own, but I rent them out for extra income or barter for diapers and peanut butter.
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Political correctness
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OK, one vote for blunt honesty, otherwise known as the 2x4 method.
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Finding the right mate
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Awwwwwwwwwwwww, don't feel bad. The only people I attract are little green men who say they're from Mars, but I know they're really from Limbergersville cause I can smell them before I see them.
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Have you noticed?
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Ah, so that explains Reagan and Ah-nold...
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Political correctness
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What do you say or do in the name of political correctness or just to get along that you really deep down don't agree with or believe in?
I say I believe in God sometimes (when I'm around religious types) when I honestly don't have much use for religion at all. |
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Topic:
Finding the right mate
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You can't, you have to hide first...
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Topic:
Toms Weekend Roll Call II
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It's OK, Needs, they've been that way for some time now. It's all a part of the aging process, but science believes it can be stemmed with massive injections of goat urine and drongleberry wine.
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Out of country (planet would be better)...
Who is your favorite storybook character? |
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Toms Weekend Roll Call II
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My wookies are in order but my swoozles tend to get dizzy at times.
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Topic:
Toms Weekend Roll Call II
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May the best grongler win. Make that the one with the warmest strudel...
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Topic:
Saturday's Plans vs Wishes
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I have to diaper the monkey and clean up the fishing hole, but I'd rather be eating swonnicles and chocolate.
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Mint, mint, mint!!!
Do you prefer sunny or cloudy days? |
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Toms Weekend Roll Call II
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I have swonnicles and I'm not afraid to use them...
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Shrooms for sure.
Chocolate ice cream or vanilla? |
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Pepsi (just don't tell DuDu)...
Do you think back hair on a guy is a turn on? |
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Topic:
Toms Weekend Roll Call II
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That's not really an issue unless the vibrations cause the swonnicles to sway in the wrong direction.
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Topic:
Toms Weekend Roll Call II
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Wise old monkey say: If you aren't wasted, the day is...
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Butter for sure.
Diet Coke or the real thing? |
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Topic:
Toms Weekend Roll Call II
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I dropped the bellows in favor of the spoons. I'm not a pro yet, but I can play the Candyman in six different keys and accompany myself on the spatula and tongs.
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