How do you spell mousetrap in just thee letters?
C-A-T.

Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
That hit the spots.

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.

Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house.

GOOD

The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open." He did not understand her remark, but later on happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee.

Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?”The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!"🤣🤣🤣

johnny's Mum was scolding him when she found out he visited a strip club... Did you see anything you were not supposed to see while you were in there ... she asked ..
yup ! I saw Dad ... he replied !!

And i saw Slim too.
funny joke Slim...kip it coming

wat were you doing in there anyway???

a guy came home drunk one night ... staggered in , knocked over two lamps , overturned a coffee table and threw up on the carpet ..
next morning , the wife was treating him like a king .... breakfast in bed and all lovey dovey... much to his surprise .... so he asked his teenager son what happened last night ....so the son told him about his drunken behaviour ... and added ...when Mom went to take of your clothes... you resisted saying ...leave me alone , I am married !!!

hahaha,all the jokes ur posting Slim ...like i imagine ur the main character...hahaha.

Did you find your hat in that strip clubhouse?!!

Yes, I am the main character in my own jokes ....and you loving it huh !!!
Nice new pic .... is that for ???

Funny Apple Love .

Funny Apple Love and Slim Jim .

Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank.

What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.

Why did Santa Claus spell CHRISTMAS N-O-E?
Because the angel said “No L”.

Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.