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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We’ll be suing ya. |
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How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
By its bark. |
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all Funny Julie...kip it coming.
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Why couldn’t the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up. |
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Where do horses reside?
In neigh-borhoods. |
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Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude. |
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What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn’t give a hoot. |
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What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear. |
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What did they call the canary that flew into a pastry dish?
Tweetie pie. |
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What is a robot’s favorite snack?
Computer chips. |
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Why shouldn’t you buy anything with velcro?
They’re a total rip-off. |
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side. |
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What is a robot’s favorite snack?
Computer chips. Mine Robot is female gender. it only eats my Head ![]() ![]() ![]() All N ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() JulieABush |
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all funny Julie
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Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
I turned myself around. |
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When should you start writing a book?
When you have a novel idea. |
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What’s another name for your iPhone charger?
Apple juice. |
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