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Merry Joined Fri 11/19/21 Posts: 12928	Mon 11/29/21 10:34 PM
Funny . Why doesn’t Winnie the Pooh where shoes? He prefers his bear feet.

Cloudy Joined Wed 03/24/21 Posts: 5378	Tue 11/30/21 07:53 AM
to all

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3692	Tue 11/30/21 01:36 PM
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the rocky road.

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3692	Tue 11/30/21 01:39 PM
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon? Because she always has to draw blood.

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3692	Tue 11/30/21 01:41 PM
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they are shellfish.

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3692	Thu 12/02/21 11:56 AM
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3692	Thu 12/02/21 11:59 AM
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue? Sure, but then they makeup.

Unknow Joined Sat 07/10/21 Posts: 54502	Thu 12/02/21 01:55 PM
GoodOne JulieABush

Merry Joined Fri 11/19/21 Posts: 12928	Thu 12/02/21 01:57 PM
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue? Sure, but then they makeup.

Apple of Your EYES Joined Mon 03/15/21 Posts: 5477	Thu 12/02/21 05:23 PM
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue? Sure, but then they makeup. haha,a good and funny one Julie

Raj Joined Thu 08/26/21 Posts: 6	Thu 12/02/21 11:57 PM
Apple love , super jokes.

Raj Joined Thu 08/26/21 Posts: 6	Fri 12/03/21 12:00 AM
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the rocky road. haha

Apple of Your EYES Joined Mon 03/15/21 Posts: 5477	Fri 12/03/21 12:03 AM
Apple love , super jokes. Enjoy laughing Raj...thank you for coming into this thread

Unknow Joined Sat 07/10/21 Posts: 54502	Fri 12/03/21 02:01 AM
This is ribs cracking. 藍藍藍藍 A woman and a man were involved in car accident. It was a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars were badly damaged but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of ... cars, the woman says; “So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle over to the man. The man nodded his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and handed it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence." (drunk driver's offence) Adam ate the apple again ! Men will NEVER learn ! Women will Never change!!! Don't laugh alone. Kindly put a smile on someone else's face. Be careful if such beauty It can arrest your life NICE

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3692	Fri 12/03/21 03:28 PM
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common? They need a good batter.

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3692	Fri 12/03/21 03:59 PM
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry? He was looking for a good reaction.

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3692	Sat 12/04/21 07:07 AM
Why can’t your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3692	Sat 12/04/21 07:41 PM
What do you call a handsome runner? Dashing.

Kennyl Joined Mon 11/22/21 Posts: 3	Sat 12/04/21 08:00 PM
loo

Apple of Your EYES Joined Mon 03/15/21 Posts: 5477	Sat 12/04/21 08:07 PM
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry? He was looking for a good reaction. i love it..kip it coming