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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
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Mon 11/21/16 12:16 PM
Not yet but Frosted Flakes are!




What holds the sun up in the sky?

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 11/23/16 05:38 PM
What holds the sun up in the sky?


This:



Do the citizens of Turkey ever eat turkey?

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Mon 11/28/16 07:54 AM
No, because after a few meals they wouldn't have a country anymore ohwell

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 11/28/16 06:33 PM
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?


No, but I wonder wonder who, oouu who, who wrote the book of love.

Who wrote the book of love?

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Sun 03/05/17 06:06 AM
Edited by BrentFL on Sun 03/05/17 06:06 AM
A: That would be me... I still get royalties... not much, but you know, it helps...

Q: Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat!"

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Sun 03/05/17 12:22 PM
A: The Easter Bunny who else, and right away waved his magic wand to turn it into chocolate so we would all love to eat it.
Q:Why dont we fall of the face of the earth?

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Sun 03/12/17 07:55 PM
Because its face needs to be shaved.

What was the first animal on earth?

Dodo_David's photo
Sun 03/12/17 08:21 PM
What was the first animal on earth?


Answer:



How did someone manage to find this dead discussion thread?

Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 04/01/17 09:34 AM
At farmersonly.com

How are baby Muppets made?

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Tue 05/09/17 03:31 PM
With various pieces of discarded wires and quilt remnants...


Who started the very first thread on this site...?

mzrosie's photo
Sat 06/24/17 03:27 PM
The Monkeys

Is Mother Goose related to Mother Hubbard?

why4not's photo
Sat 06/24/17 03:45 PM
No, she's related to Aunt Jemima.

Why do you never see dead birds all over the place?

mzrosie's photo
Sat 06/24/17 03:50 PM
Because when birds die they turn into butterflies.

Does Victoria really have a Secret?

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Sat 06/24/17 06:58 PM
Yes, the guy who invented Victoria Secret is a cross dresser and likes to parade around the house in his designs.

Why do we have mosquitoes?

Dodo_David's photo
Sat 06/24/17 08:16 PM

Why do we have mosquitoes?


Because Noah needed to keep a couple of lawyers on the Ark.

From The Bee Movie:

Cow: "You're a lawyer, too?"
Mosquito: "I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase."

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If pants come in pairs, then just what is a single pant?

mzrosie's photo
Sun 06/25/17 02:56 PM
A single pant is a pant that is not married.

What is an igloo?

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Sun 06/25/17 06:10 PM
Edited by Piscesmoon02 on Sun 06/25/17 06:13 PM

What is an igloo?


Not what...Who!.... Igloo is Iggy's new baby sister








Why do birds fly South for the winter?

snagglepuss74's photo
Wed 06/28/17 09:05 AM

Why do birds fly South for the winter?


They'd rather save on the train fare, what with all their bills.

Why is a raven like a writing desk ?

tongue2

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Tue 01/23/18 04:46 PM
"Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!"


Why ask why?

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Tue 01/23/18 05:07 PM
Because why has fewer letters than where

Why do roses have thorns?

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