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Not yet but Frosted Flakes are!
What holds the sun up in the sky? |
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What holds the sun up in the sky?
This: Do the citizens of Turkey ever eat turkey? |
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No, because after a few meals they wouldn't have a country anymore
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag? |
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Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
No, but I wonder wonder who, oouu who, who wrote the book of love. Who wrote the book of love? |
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Edited by
BrentFL
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Sun 03/05/17 06:06 AM
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A: That would be me... I still get royalties... not much, but you know, it helps...
Q: Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat!" |
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A: The Easter Bunny who else, and right away waved his magic wand to turn it into chocolate so we would all love to eat it.
Q:Why dont we fall of the face of the earth? |
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Because its face needs to be shaved.
What was the first animal on earth? |
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What was the first animal on earth?
Answer: How did someone manage to find this dead discussion thread? |
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At farmersonly.com
How are baby Muppets made? |
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With various pieces of discarded wires and quilt remnants...
Who started the very first thread on this site...? |
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The Monkeys
Is Mother Goose related to Mother Hubbard? |
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No, she's related to Aunt Jemima.
Why do you never see dead birds all over the place? |
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Because when birds die they turn into butterflies.
Does Victoria really have a Secret? |
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Yes, the guy who invented Victoria Secret is a cross dresser and likes to parade around the house in his designs.
Why do we have mosquitoes? |
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Why do we have mosquitoes? Because Noah needed to keep a couple of lawyers on the Ark. From The Bee Movie: Cow: "You're a lawyer, too?" Mosquito: "I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase." * * * If pants come in pairs, then just what is a single pant? |
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A single pant is a pant that is not married.
What is an igloo? |
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Edited by
Piscesmoon02
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Sun 06/25/17 06:13 PM
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What is an igloo? Not what...Who!.... Igloo is Iggy's new baby sister Why do birds fly South for the winter? |
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Why do birds fly South for the winter? They'd rather save on the train fare, what with all their bills. Why is a raven like a writing desk ? |
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"Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!"
Why ask why? |
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Because why has fewer letters than where
Why do roses have thorns? |
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