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If a king rules the land, what does a duke do?
Race for home. What does a Count do? |
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A counter is where breakfast is prepared
What can you count on? |
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You can always count on Count Chocula.
If vampires are killed with a stake through the heart, how do you slay a dragon? |
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With tummy tickles, but you have to the exact center of the dragon's tummy.
What is glamping? |
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Icelandic folk dancing.
What's the easiest way to catch a fox? |
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What's the easiest way to catch a fox?
Dangle a huge diamond ring in front of her. Why do people park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? |
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Bc of drunk driving laws
If Rome wasn't built in a day, then how long did it take? |
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It took 86399,
What are the things that stand between you and complete? |
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What are the things that stand between you and complete? These: Why is the Cat in a Hat? |
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Edited by
LewisW123
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Sat 11/12/16 06:42 AM
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Because he couldn't fit into the ear muffs.
If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, what's the bush worth? |
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If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, what's the bush worth? $22 Million Why would anyone want a bird in the hand? |
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Because they look pretty tough!
Is it better to burn out or fade away? |
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Is it better to burn out or fade away? Yes it is.... Are we there yet? |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Mon 11/14/16 12:38 PM
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Nobody at Mingle2 is all there.
What's for dinner? |
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Vittles
If I eat myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely? |
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You'd turn into this snake.
Why do snakes not have legs? |
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Because they don't have hips to attach them to!
If quitters never win, why do they tell us to quit while we're ahead? |
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Edited by
SimpyComplicated
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Mon 11/14/16 02:57 PM
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To avoid being head over heals
Did anyone vote for Trump? |
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Edited by
bnelson1225
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Mon 11/14/16 03:11 PM
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Did anyone vote for Trump?
I guess they did and so did I If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? |
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Actually, you are permitted two birthday parties each year.
Can't we just settle this over a pint? |
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