Topic: The Wrong Answer Game | |
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Because we can’t appreciate them without pain? (Sorry I don’t know what I mean too lol)
Why do masochists enjoy being hurt? ( I am so funny ) |
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Because pain = life = consensus = sanity
What does a varnished floor look like? |
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It's completely transparent.
What will the next question be? |
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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways?
Why do we need Cupid ? |
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Edited by
Piscesmoon02
on
Tue 01/23/18 06:41 PM
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Because if we didn't have cupid, we'd have to aim the arrow ourselves.
Why do we need glasses? |
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Otherwise we'd drink wine out of shoes.
Milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow? |
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No I haven't seen that. Not sure the elephants have parked yet though. They're probably still stuck on the trunk road.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the others drown too? |
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Oh yes, that´s why there are not very many synchronized swimmers.
If I said I will keep an eye out for you, does that mean I should take an eye out until I see you the next time. |
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oh yes, it happens all the time in the US. It’s the only way to lose an elephant.
What does it feel like to get sucked down the drain? |
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blue
are the drains above or below the equator |
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Neither, they are in the sky.
Why do people wear boots when they are out in the snow? |
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to protect the snow
why would anyone choose to eat dinner instead of dessert? |
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Because dessert is for breakfast only
Why do trees change color in the fall season? |
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Tis a fashion statement!
If music moves you, why doesnt a strong coffee? |
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they are donning their traveling clothes for the trip south.
how high is the sky? |
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And how Low is his brother.
If two wrongs don´t make a right, Then do two rights not make a wrong. |
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Neither is correct because quantum physics states that two constants can't occupy the same space at the same time without exploding the internet.
What is the plural of a computer mouse called? |
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Meese! Why does this guy Allen have a wrench named after him? |
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Don't worry about that Allen guy, he's all torque!
What is the special name for the tops of your feet? |
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Albert and Fred.
Does a well Plucked Guitar have a good nights sleep. |
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