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Edited by
LewisW123
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Mon 11/14/16 05:06 PM
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No,because it will take more. Like maybe a quart.
 Is there ever a bad time for a beer? |
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 You call that a beer?  How do you get to Carnegie Hall? |
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You practice, I suppose.
 How do you cook bacon in the oven? |
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Do as Bugs Bunny does.
  Have you decorated for the holidays yet? |
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Yup!
 Oh wait, wrong holiday  Can a cemetery raise its prices and blame it on the cost of living? |
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Of course! Over population is a... Well..
What happened to common sense...?  |
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What happened to common sense...? They had to be given to the tax collector.  Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away? |
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That's what they say. I believe that.
Why do babies cry in their sleep? |
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Because they want to be up watching t.v.
(I'll give you a break, your profile says you don't have any kids) Why do dogs turn around in a circle before lying down? |
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They are looking for the tv remote
why do some go to a remote place to be intimate? |
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They are looking for the tv remote why do some go to a remote place to be intimate? Because that is where the TV remote is. Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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Because the cat didn't make it
  If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? |
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Because Ed Wood (Johnny Depp) likes it.  If a woman wears a catsuit, then what kind of suit does a cat wear? |
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I am not sure, kind of got stuck thinking about the catsuit
  Why can't donuts be square? |
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Why can't donuts be square? Because cars can't slide that way.  If dog is man's best friend, then what is woman's best friend? |
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Sometimes it's her divorce lawyer
  Do you think sand is called sand because it is between the sea and land? |
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If dog is man's best friend, then what is woman's best friend? Sometimes it's her divorce lawyer That's the right answer. You are supposed to give a wrong answer in this game. Do you think sand is called sand because it is between the sea and land? Fred Flintstone's boss Mr. Slate named sand after his wife Sandra, just as he named concrete after his daughter Concretia. (The latter actually happens in the live-action Flintstones movie.) Do honest politicians exist? |
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Do honest politicians exist? now they do  Why is gold so heavy? |
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Edited by
bnelson1225
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Fri 11/18/16 05:52 AM
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Why is gold so heavy?
Because it ate too many of these:  Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him? |
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Its either a panic attack or he doesn't want his makeup smudged
Is America great yet? |
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