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By hearing her name being yelled from roof tops
STELLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA!!!! Why do we have eyebrows? |
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so that we can raise them , when we hear ridiculous rumours
why do women cross their legs when sitting |
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Because we don't want the jelly beans to fall out ofc!
Why do enquiring minds want to know? |
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because their feet won't tell them.
why do people change their mind |
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Because brain transplants are way to expensive
Why can't some people not have a good sleep!!! |
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they're busy walking
why aren't guys born with a zipper on their mouths? |
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Because thatβs where the foot goes.
Whoβs the brains and the brawn behind this operation? |
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Dr. Who and Tweety Bird.
Why do noxious gases come out of the behind? |
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Because it can't come out our ears
Why is space the final frontier? |
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Because that's where all the cadets live.
why does old peoples hair turn white? |
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Because they eat too many white based foods: i.e. white bread, white flour, white rice....
Why do trains go "choo-choo", but cars go "vroom-vroom"? |
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because choo-choo smashes vroom-vroom if they don't get out of the way.
why is the sky blue? |
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Because roses are red...
Why does the sun shine? |
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just in case it'll get to where the sun don't shine
what color is green? |
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Because Plants Loves It
Why Valentine is only a Day an only in day not in night?? |
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Because Valentine's "day" is about romance and the night is about... well, something else
Why do we give flowers when we like someone? |
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Because Thanksgiving is on a thursday.
Why don't cars have legs? |
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Because they have a beautiful fragrance...
Why always after thunderstorm the sun comes out? |
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Because they have a beautiful fragrance... Why always after thunderstorm the sun comes out? In the same time |
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Because the moon moved the clouds...
Why do women like receiving flowers? |
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