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In the vacuum of space
Why do eggs have lts shape? |
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Why do eggs have lts shape? So that the pantyhose can fit inside. If children believe in Santa Claus, then what does Santa Claus believe in? |
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Apartheid.
Why do the elderly fart so much? |
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It keeps them form exploding
Why don't women put pictures of their missing husbands on beer cans? |
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Why don't women put pictures of their missing husbands on beer cans?
Because the women are glad that their husbands are out of the house. Can a woman ever have enough shoes? |
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oh yeah, we only need about one or two pairs of shoes.
What is a Yaris? |
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She's that Star Trek Officer.
Can I visit your worm hole? |
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Even better, you can have ALL of the worms in my tequila bottles!
What is the difference between tequila and mezcal? |
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Tequila is made from toilet water and agave where Mezcal is more closely based on urine with some agave added to it.
Does all Mexican water give you the runs? 
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It gives you nothing, it all depends on what you make of it
Can you buy laxatives at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX)? |
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Can you buy laxatives at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX)? After a bumpy flight, you won't need any. Surely you're not serious? |
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Right, I'm Orion.
What happens if you say Betelguese three times? |
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Blood Mary will get jealous.
Why is solar power a great solution when the only way to make it financially feasible is for the government to subsidize it? |
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Coz with great power comes great responsibility
What would've happened if Spider-Man was bitten by a cockroach instead? |
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Spider-man would sh_t everywhere and mess up his webbing.
Why are spider webs so strong? |
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Coz it comes out the spider's butt. When something comes out my butt its strong in odor but at least it's strong
Why does poop smell? |
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Coz Kim Jong-Un does not poop!
What does Jhon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen's meeting mean for Season 7 of “Game of Thrones?” |
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It means bew chic a weh weh.
Because John snow died n came back to life will Glen do the same? |
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Only if he's dressed in women's clothes.
Where have all the good men gone? |
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They all died young and gone to heaven.
How do you make a ginger bread man? |
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