Topic: The Wrong Answer Game | |
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Only if you sprinkle camomile on it.
How do the clouds stay in the sky? |
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Held up by strings
What makes water wet? |
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Flour
Why does yeast make bake goods rise? |
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cuz it is trying to escape
how high is up |
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It's about ten feet underground.
Why is glass transparent? |
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So you can see under ground
How low is down? |
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to annoy the flies
which way is loose |
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It's northeast from here
Who invented chocolate? |
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the easter bunnie
how do you make more time? |
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By adding more things to your honey do list
Why does the Easter Bunny only deliver in the spring? |
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It´s the only time the midwife comes round.
Where did I go last night. |
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to the all night wash n dry to get your knickers in a twist
why is the grass green? |
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Blue looked wrong.
Who wears cowboy boots in the snow. |
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The cows
What should you do if you encounter a moose in the woods? |
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confirm it is made from good chocolate
what do you do if it is? |
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Edited by
Stu
on
Thu 01/25/18 02:32 PM
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Give it to the queen
Why do coyotes howl? |
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Because the chipmunks keep biting their paws
Why do mice eat cheese? |
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cuz it's imported from the moon
why are there so many blonde jokes |
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Edited by
Stu
on
Thu 01/25/18 02:40 PM
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I'm too slow.. |
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Edited by
Piscesmoon02
on
Thu 01/25/18 02:39 PM
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They run real fast and jump off the cliff
Why do they use jelly for PB&J sandwiches? |
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