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Edited by
eric22t
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Thu 01/25/18 02:41 PM
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because jam doesn't shake like that
and by moving thier feet really fast wwhich came first the chicken or the egg no worries stu i got it |
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Yeah, I'm out... lol
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the chicken I think why did the chicken crossed the road |
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Edited by
Piscesmoon02
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Thu 01/25/18 02:44 PM
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He was too afraid to stay on this side
Why do elephants have long snouts? |
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so the don't hafta bend down to pick up dropped peanuts
what's for dinner? |
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Edited by
Piscesmoon02
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Thu 01/25/18 02:49 PM
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Roast Beef, mashed potatoes, corn, and homemade bread
What's for dessert? |
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a pillow and a warm blanket
are they fresh? |
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they just came in from the fresh air, so yes
Why do they call it bakers dozen when there are 13, not 12 |
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There is a proper answer, but for now, it´s a tax dodge.
How long is a piece of string. |
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An hour long
Why are stop signs red and white? |
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Because they are pretty.
If you blow a feather away, why does it not come back when you suck in. |
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It's too heavy, so when you blow it away it drops to the ground immediately.
Why do birds migrate in the winter time? |
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because it's too hot to migrate during the summer
we have popsicles why not momsicles? |
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because if we made momsicles, who'd give us the popsicles?
Why are dogs man's best friends? |
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Discrimination.
Who stole my Beer. |
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Edited by
eric22t
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Fri 01/26/18 02:31 PM
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because women throw the ball like girls
the well trained beerwench why do snakes have forked tongues? |
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Because if it were shaped like a spoon, they'd have a hard time grab picking up their food
Why does the sun set? |
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because the charger cord isn't long enough
why isn't their tangle free hair? |
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Because not many thing are free anymore with all the commercialization
Why is fire hot? |
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So candles melt
How much wood did the woodchuck actually chuck? |
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