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How do you make a ginger bread man? Dye the bread man's hair red. What is a bird in the hand worth? |
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57 cents.
What is the opposite of banana? |
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Scissors.
Where can you find willpower? |
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Where can you find willpower?
You find Will Power in a telephone directory. Just where did Will get his power? |
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He trained day nd night with mr. Myogi
Wax on or wax off? |
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Neither - wax up and down.
Why does the sun rise in the East? |
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Because bread rises from yeast.
What would a mosquito's blood group/type be? |
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Why a piece of that called money has a strong power than muscle man like a john cena
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why a piece of paper that called money has a strong power than a muscle man like john cena??
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mosquito's pump the power into the dollar
Is there another reason? |
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No, there is always just one reason for everything.
How do birds determine their flock leaders? |
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Every 4 years there are large campaigns by each candidate wanting to be the leader. There is a rigged election and the "winner" is the leader for the next 4 years
Did Adam and Eve have navels? |
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No Noah started the Navy
Will my contentment last? |
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No. Condiments are limited by container size.
What exactly is a condiment? |
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Mint flavored comdoms
Would u ever not use a condom with a prostitute? |
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Of course, I love all sorts of condiments.
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? |
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If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? A time cop pulls you over and gives you a ticket for running a head light. What is time? |
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Time is a magazine.
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? |
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Depends on how funny the joke is.
Why do horses have such skinny legs? |
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So you can tell the difference between them, and elephants.
If a king rules the land, what does a duke do? |
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