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Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 02/08/12 04:46 PM
Dear Doc......... They say absence makes the heart grow fonder......but.... I say .... Abcess makes the fart go..... Hooonndddaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! Should I see a..... Medical Doctor???????? ONLINE live with Ghost....ty for calling..... You say tomato, they say tomoto, you say fart, they say heart, you say abcess, they say absence, you say Hondaaaaaaaaaa, they say fonder, Lets call the whole thing off. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Wed 02/08/12 05:10 PM
Dear Doc......... They say absence makes the heart grow fonder......but.... I say .... Abcess makes the fart go..... Hooonndddaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! Should I see a..... Medical Doctor???????? I say eating too much rice makes the fart go Hoooonnnnndddddaaaaaaa...........

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Thu 02/09/12 06:41 AM
why am i cursed with a nice personality? n soo damn cute? ONLINE LIVE with Johnny....ty for calling............... No one, ever said, life was easy, Johnny. Its, a tough job... but, somebodys, gotta do it! DEAL WITH IT! And taking YOUR calls ONLINE NOW.................................. damn

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 02/09/12 12:26 PM
WTF! NOBODY POSTED HERE YET TODAY??? How can that be, when Mingle is ALL ABOUT ME???

alookat101 Joined Fri 12/12/08 Posts: 17442	Thu 02/09/12 12:37 PM
Hello Dr. Luv...., Well today is Thursday and I have long weekend ahead with no love in sight. Dr.Luv my question to you is there anyway that a person or should I say a animal like me to be interviewed on your program "live" during your broadcast in the hopes of finding a mate.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 02/09/12 01:18 PM
Hello Dr. Luv...., Well today is Thursday and I have long weekend ahead with no love in sight. Dr.Luv my question to you is there anyway that a person or should I say a animal like me to be interviewed on your program "live" during your broadcast in the hopes of finding a mate. ONLINE LIVE with Alookat.............ty for calling.......... The show is taking a break,(I gotta go buy groceries) and when we return, we will hopefully be having a LIVE interview with Alookat, if he is still available. Stay tuned............................................................

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 02/09/12 03:43 PM
Hello Dr. Luv...., Well today is Thursday and I have long weekend ahead with no love in sight. Dr.Luv my question to you is there anyway that a person or should I say a animal like me to be interviewed on your program "live" during your broadcast in the hopes of finding a mate. ONLINE LIVE with Alookat.............ty for calling.......... The show is taking a break,(I gotta go buy groceries) and when we return, we will hopefully be having a LIVE interview with Alookat, if he is still available. Stay tuned............................................................ And as soon as we get Alookat back on the line, we will be interviewing him LIVE and ONLINE......................................

alookat101 Joined Fri 12/12/08 Posts: 17442	Thu 02/09/12 03:54 PM
Hello Dr. Luv.., Just getting back from chasing the neighbors dog from out of my front lawn again.., anyway I'm here Doctor.., out of breath but I'm here.

alookat101 Joined Fri 12/12/08 Posts: 17442	Thu 02/09/12 04:18 PM


luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 02/09/12 04:39 PM
Hello Dr. Luv.., Just getting back from chasing the neighbors dog from out of my front lawn again.., anyway I'm here Doctor.., out of breath but I'm here. And we have Alookat LIVE and ONLINE.......................... How are you today?

alookat101 Joined Fri 12/12/08 Posts: 17442	Thu 02/09/12 04:46 PM
Hello Dr. Luv happy to be here online with you.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 02/09/12 04:49 PM
Welcome to the show, wonderful to have you. Now how can I help you today?

alookat101 Joined Fri 12/12/08 Posts: 17442	Thu 02/09/12 04:55 PM
Well Doctor it seems as though I can't attract Love no matter How hard I try.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 02/09/12 04:57 PM
Well do you drive a fancy car, or sport fancy clothes, or flash around alot of cash??

alookat101 Joined Fri 12/12/08 Posts: 17442	Thu 02/09/12 05:00 PM
yes doctor all of the above accept the cash I use the debit cards.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 02/09/12 05:05 PM
Hmmmmmmmmm. Well you did tell me you were also WELL ENDOWED, although, you never showed up at my house, for me to verify it. So, Your well endowed, fancy car, fancy clothes, and a debit card???? Are you retarded in any way??

alookat101 Joined Fri 12/12/08 Posts: 17442	Thu 02/09/12 05:10 PM
Not since the last experimental operation that was performed on me in the summer of 1976.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 02/09/12 05:11 PM
A glass eye? A peg leg? 3 arms? 1 arm? A face only a mother could love? Really bad body odor? All of the above??

alookat101 Joined Fri 12/12/08 Posts: 17442	Thu 02/09/12 05:15 PM
none of those apply to me Dr. Luv I'm straight.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 02/09/12 05:24 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 02/09/12 05:25 PM
Ok, can you not spell? Not read? Not write? Have really bad gas alot? Huge hemmoroids? 90 cats at your crib, but only 60 litter boxes??? Throw me your best pick up line!