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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2 | |
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Hello Dr. Luv and thanks for taking my call...., Dr. Luv I was just recently invited to a all female weenie roast (minus myself as being female of course)and I was just wondering what I should bring to this roast. It would bring me so much joy if you can give me some help with this issue. O-yeah Love your show Dr. Luv. Are you serious?? Your weenie, of course. Why do you think you were invited? I'm the only single male living in this neighborhood. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE....when I can............. |
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Hello Dr. Luv and thanks for taking my call....,
Dr. Luv I was just recently invited to a all female weenie roast (minus myself as being female of course)and I was just wondering what I should bring to this roast. It would bring me so much joy if you can give me some help with this issue. O-yeah Love your show Dr. Luv. Online LIVE with Alookat...ty for the call..............
Are you serious?? Your weenie, of course. Why do you think you were invited? I'm the only single male living in this neighborhood.
Ummmmmmmmm yeah, the only single male living in the neighborhood who has a weenie to roast.......... |
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ALRIGHT I MADE A BAD TURTLE JOKE.
 
He and Vicki know im kidding!! 
Geeeeeeez! 
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And taking YOUR calls now........................................
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Howdy Doc,
The government of my country want to introduce a bill that keeps out asylum seekers that arrive by boat. Should I make an effort to tell them that in all of our ****ing history no boat crammed full of asylum seekers has ever made it to New Zealand? Should I show them where we are in relation to the world? Like far from anywhere? Are you even allowed to advise me on political issues? Well if 'they' don't let you, then I will ask another equally stupid question: Do my fingers and pussay have a magnet in them cos I just can't separate them? |
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Hello Dr. Luv and thanks for taking my call..., Dr. Luv can you please answer Ms. Pearl82 question for myself and I'm sure many of your loyal listeners are eagerly waiting for your humble reply.
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Yeah!!!!
I for one can't wait to hear this one. |
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Hmm... I will get the popcorn.
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Farrk the popcorn!!...where the tequila at??!!
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 09/14/12 07:02 PM
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Howdy Doc, The government of my country want to introduce a bill that keeps out asylum seekers that arrive by boat. Should I make an effort to tell them that in all of our ****ing history no boat crammed full of asylum seekers has ever made it to New Zealand? Should I show them where we are in relation to the world? Like far from anywhere? Are you even allowed to advise me on political issues? Well if 'they' don't let you, then I will ask another equally stupid question: Do my fingers and pussay have a magnet in them cos I just can't separate them? I say, vote for Obama, Mitt Romney is an idiot, and masturbate like theres no tomorrow, thats what I do! *whispers* And if you need some pocket change, I have a video camera, but I get 30%. And taking YOUR calls.............................................. |
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Hello Dr. Luv and thanks for taking my call..., Dr. Luv can you please answer Ms. Pearl82 question for myself and I'm sure many of your loyal listeners are eagerly waiting for your humble reply. I just did. Taking YOUR calls.............................................. |
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And back to the show and taking YOUR calls.
You've got questions, ive got bad gas..... and answers. |
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Upon hearing that Dr. Luv has bad gas, the studio's sound engineer quickly puts on a gas mask.
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Dodo David,
if I wanted to hear from an azzhole, I would fart... AGAIN! |
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What did you say? You need to speak up. I can't hear as well with my gas mask on. |
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Dear Luvstorockenrollerby;
Those two girls sure seem to be enjoying their cornholing. Do you happen to have their phone numbers? |
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