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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2 | |
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Oh I see.....
SO NOBODY HERE HAS ANY PROBLEMS? THEIR LIVES ARE ALL PERFECT, AND EVERYTHING IS PEACHY KEEN, SO IM NOT NEEDED ANYMORE! Pffffffffffffft, what a crock! Nobodys life is perfect, and you people better find some problems or your gonna put me the hell out of work! And taking YOUR calls....IF I EVER GET ANOTHER ONE AGAIN!.......... |
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Dear luvstorockenrollerby;
y es et szo hard fir ah purfec gue likke mye hoo neber mekes ane mestekes too fend ah purfec womans? |
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. . . you people better find some problems or your gonna put me the hell out of work!
Well, there will be national elections in the USA soon. |
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Dear luvstorockenrollerby; y es et szo hard fir ah purfec gue likke mye hoo neber mekes ane mestekes too fend ah purfec womans? Yoo ju ste ne eud tewo luuuuook hquardioer. Tuyhere r tuuns oryf guuuuuuuud wemoan aurunound. And taking YOUR calls........................................... |
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Edited by
alookat101
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Fri 10/12/12 05:57 PM
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Hello luv2roknroll..., I need your help..., I was just attacked by some right wing Mitt Romney & Paul Ryan supporters for walking pass one one of there rally's. luv2roknroll they where two doors down from where I live and all I was doing was going home from a hard day at work. They said if I wanted to walk pass there rally I had to buy a Mitt Romney T-shirt. Luv2roknrool is this legal what they were doing ?
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 10/15/12 09:21 AM
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Hello luv2roknroll..., I need your help..., I was just attacked by some right wing Mitt Romney & Paul Ryan supporters for walking pass one one of there rally's. luv2roknroll they where two doors down from where I live and all I was doing was going home from a hard day at work. They said if I wanted to walk pass there rally I had to buy a Mitt Romney T-shirt. Luv2roknrool is this legal what they were doing ? DO NOT BUY ANYTHING THAT SUPPORTS MITT ROMNEY. TELL ME WHERE THEY LIVE, AND ILL HAVE THEM TAKEN OUT WITH THE DROP OF....well I dont exactly know how much I pay for each of my calls....but it used to be a dime! MITT ROMNEY IS AN ASSBITE! IF HE GETS ELECTED IM TAKING A SLOW BOAT TO CHINA!! His dumbazz wife is worth 3 million dollars, but says she doesnt consider herself rich! 
And this joker started it! 
Vote for and support the only SMART, and logical, choice........... 
Mr.Barack Obama! And taking YOUR calls..................................... |
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how come im not normal?
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how come im not normal? Because normal sucks! Its hella boring, its hella predictable, it offers no variety, its dorky, its cheesy, and it smells bad!! Being crazy is wayyyyyyyyyyy better. Normal is highly over-rated, be glad that your "unique"... I am. And taking YOUR calls.................................... |
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Dear Doc,
I want to leave him. All I ever liked was his ability to fnck me like I deserve. There is nothing else that attracts me to him anymore. Not his pay packet, not his strong long legs, not his excellent cooking, his lopsided humour or his need to try and out drink me. All these once were good things - wither beside his ****en baggage, his darkened mind and rotting assumptions. Tell me Doc, I need to know three things: 1, do you know where he put my heels? (My favourite red ones. The ones that according to him, scream out 'LICK ME!' and 'I'M A FAST CAR, COME RIDE ME!'  )...yes Doc, high heels can apparently scream such things
2, can you make him lose his voice so I can listen to my music? Sinead doesn't sound as spectacular with a constant  .
3, can you chuck a calculator at him so he can work out how old he is? and as part of this question can you, after chucking the calculator - have a drink with me while we test out if my heels really scream the aforementioned things out at some swanky bar ontop of a tower? I understand if this goes against the Psychologist Association Ethics Committees's ethical rules. Pear82 
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how come im not normal? Because normal sucks! Its hella boring, its hella predictable, it offers no variety, its dorky, its cheesy, and it smells bad!! Being crazy is wayyyyyyyyyyy better. Normal is highly over-rated, be glad that your "unique"... I am. And taking YOUR calls.................................... Dear Luvstorockenrollerby; I'm from Wisconsin. What the ell you got against cheese????? |
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Dear Doc, I want to leave him. All I ever liked was his ability to fnck me like I deserve. There is nothing else that attracts me to him anymore. Not his pay packet, not his strong long legs, not his excellent cooking, his lopsided humour or his need to try and out drink me. All these once were good things - wither beside his ****en baggage, his darkened mind and rotting assumptions. Tell me Doc, I need to know three things: 1, do you know where he put my heels? (My favourite red ones. The ones that according to him, scream out 'LICK ME!' and 'I'M A FAST CAR, COME RIDE ME!' )...yes Doc, high heels can apparently scream such things
2, can you make him lose his voice so I can listen to my music? Sinead doesn't sound as spectacular with a constant .
3, can you chuck a calculator at him so he can work out how old he is? and as part of this question can you, after chucking the calculator - have a drink with me while we test out if my heels really scream the aforementioned things out at some swanky bar ontop of a tower? I understand if this goes against the Psychologist Association Ethics Committees's ethical rules. Pear82
This is one hilarious b*tch right here! "I dont care who ya are, that chit is funny!!". -Larry the Cable Guy |
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Dear Doc, I want to leave him. All I ever liked was his ability to fnck me like I deserve. There is nothing else that attracts me to him anymore. Not his pay packet, not his strong long legs, not his excellent cooking, his lopsided humour or his need to try and out drink me. All these once were good things - wither beside his ****en baggage, his darkened mind and rotting assumptions. Tell me Doc, I need to know three things: 1, do you know where he put my heels? (My favourite red ones. The ones that according to him, scream out 'LICK ME!' and 'I'M A FAST CAR, COME RIDE ME!' )...yes Doc, high heels can apparently scream such things
2, can you make him lose his voice so I can listen to my music? Sinead doesn't sound as spectacular with a constant .
3, can you chuck a calculator at him so he can work out how old he is? and as part of this question can you, after chucking the calculator - have a drink with me while we test out if my heels really scream the aforementioned things out at some swanky bar ontop of a tower? I understand if this goes against the Psychologist Association Ethics Committees's ethical rules. Pear82
Ive got the heels! You dont remember?? Im friggen crushed!I thought we actually had something special going on! Apparently im just "another notch on your lipstick case"....Waaaaaaaaaa! Making him lose his voice is really quite simple. While he sleeps, slice his jugular vein... and if you dont want to have it be so messy.. put a large plasic bag around his head, and seal it tightly around the neck with duct tape. VERY TIGHTLY! This will also save you the trouble of having to leave him. Kill 2 birds with one stone, yanno? And of course those heels scream out "LICK ME!' and 'I'M A FAST CAR, COME RIDE ME!". Why do you think I did you, and kept the damn things?? And taking YOUR calls............................................ |
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Dear Luvstorockenrollerby; I'm from Wisconsin. What the ell you got against cheese????? I dont have anything against cheese. I just dont like buttcheese, as much as you gay men do. Taking YOUR calls................................................ |
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Oh my my my Doc,
Damn! you got my heels huh?? well well well lady doc, hows about it then, you getting the treatment you deserve with those things on huh? Keep'em  remind you of the only time you rode a fast car! 
Hmmm, your advice is much appreciated and could work if I was that way inclined, however I would rather throw cheese at him while I quickly scull all the hard booze I can find then scurry out the door to hang out in the garden and pretend I was in the labyrinth with david bowie. Anyway, thanks Doc, I really appreciate your professionalism. I'm coming to realise that dang they make some hard ladies there in the states huh?!!! Ciao, P82 |
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Edited by
alookat101
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Wed 10/24/12 05:53 AM
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Hello Dr. Luv..., I just joined one of those poplar Dating Sites for the first time ever., and it's been about a month now with no reply's to my profile of what I have to offer of myself. Dr. Luv I'm sitting here at home wondering maybe should I spruce up my profile with some lies about all the traveling I have done., and how wonderful of a person I am by being very attentive to ones needs and so on and so on. Dr. Luv as you know by the many conversations we have had about me going though all those weeks of therapy treatment intended to remedy all of those undesirable lie's that where told by me in the past., So Dr. Luv., any help that you can offer would be of great value to me for I truly do hold your opinion to the highest regards.
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Ring.., Ring.., Ring.., Ring..., Sorry the Doctor can not take your call right now she's likely on Facebook or something please try to reach her whenever she decide to return to this station click click. Damn
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Online with Pear......ty for your call..................
Me, hardcore?? You know me homie. Hey, I wanna play Labyrinth too. Ill strap on, and be "The Goblin King". Wooooooooo Hoooooooooo! And EVENTUALLY taking YOUR calls............................... |
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Hello Dr. Luv..., I just joined one of those poplar Dating Sites for the first time ever., and it's been about a month now with no reply's to my profile of what I have to offer of myself. Dr. Luv I'm sitting here at home wondering maybe should I spruce up my profile with some lies about all the traveling I have done., and how wonderful of a person I am by being very attentive to ones needs and so on and so on. Dr. Luv as you know by the many conversations we have had about me going though all those weeks of therapy treatment intended to remedy all of those undesirable lie's that where told by me in the past., So Dr. Luv., any help that you can offer would be of great value to me for I truly do hold your opinion to the highest regards. SERIOUSLY?? Are you ever gonna quit brown nosing and lying to me?? And taking YOUR calls................................ |
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Dear Luvstorockenrollerby; I'm from Wisconsin. What the ell you got against cheese????? I dont have anything against cheese. I just dont like buttcheese, as much as you gay men do. Taking YOUR calls................................................ 
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Online with Alookat.......ty for the call................. SERIOUSLY?? Are you ever gonna quit brown nosing me?? Never ..., lol |
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