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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2 | |
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And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................
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Is it possible to live within deadlines, dr luv2? I wanna know before I miss out. You got 1 year to answer...
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Azz dimples from sitting on golf balls
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Is it possible to live within deadlines, dr luv2? I wanna know before I miss out. You got 1 year to answer...
Ill let you know in 364 days. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................. |
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Dearluvstorockenrollerby;
Dimples on golf balls help them fly farther. If sitting on golf balls gives you azz dimples, then if I sit on some golf balls before pedaling my azz around town on my bike, will I be able to go farther? |
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Dearluvstorockenrollerby; Dimples on golf balls help them fly farther. If sitting on golf balls gives you azz dimples, then if I sit on some golf balls before pedaling my azz around town on my bike, will I be able to go farther? IT MIGHT?? Get on your bike and ride next to a friends car, and clock your top speed.. go sit on some golfballs for about 7 days... retime yourself next to your friends car. IT MIGHT WORK! But I wouldnt bet the farm on it. Taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................ |
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<---*thinkin its time to cancel this show*
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Dr. Luv,
So what is your take on sex before marriage. Ive been contemplating it and dont know what to do??????? 
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 07/28/12 11:38 AM
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Dr. Luv, So what is your take on sex before marriage. Ive been contemplating it and dont know what to do???????
I say, "go for it!"  ......
but dont tell your mom, 
or, your pastor 
And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE....................... |
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Dr. Luv, So what is your take on sex before marriage. Ive been contemplating it and dont know what to do???????
I say, "go for it!" ......
but dont tell your mom,
spoken like a true virgin like myself. lol thanks luv 
or, your pastor
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Thats what im here for.
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Dang. I thought you was here to get me horny?
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Dang. I thought you was here to get me horny? 
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And now a word from our sponsors....................................
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And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE..............................
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Edited by
alookat101
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Thu 08/02/12 12:25 AM
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Hello Dr. Luv and Thanks so much for taking my call.., Dr. Luv I order one of your sponsors Snapper Plus with the remote control included through there rush order department and it arrived the next day. Well Doctor I invited this female friend that I've been seeing for a month now over to my home for dinner and drinks last Tuesday. Everything was going well., dinner was super good and so were the drinks and the music was all smooth jazz I may add. As we sat down in the front dining room for drinks and conversation I reached over to a side table where I had left my New Snapper Plus and pressed the remote button and all of the sudden someone rung my door bell. Dr.Luv to cut a long story, the person who rung my door bell was her husband that I had no knowledge of. Dr. Luv was this New Snapper Plus a defect ?
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Hello DR Luv,
I've been thinking about sex after marriage. Well? |
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Hello Dr. Luv and Thanks so much for taking my call.., Dr. Luv I order one of your sponsors Snapper Plus with the remote control included through there rush order department and it arrived the next day. Well Doctor I invited this female friend that I've been seeing for a month now over to my home for dinner and drinks last Tuesday. Everything was going well., dinner was super good and so were the drinks and the music was all smooth jazz I may add. As we sat down in the front dining room for drinks and conversation I reached over to a side table where I had left my New Snapper Plus and pressed the remote button and all of the sudden someone rung my door bell. Dr.Luv to cut a long story, the person who rung my door bell was her husband that I had no knowledge of. Dr. Luv was this New Snapper Plus a defect ?
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@#%^&*^LUVSTOROCKENROLLERBY!!;
YOUR SNAPPER PLUS DON'T WORK WORTH A @%(^. LAST NIGHT WHEN I HIT THE BUTTON, AS SOON AS THE LIGHTS WENT OUT THAT SKANK STOLE MY WALLET AND RAN OFF TO THE LOCAL CHINESE RESTAURANT AND GAVE THE FUMANCHU TO THE COOK SOMEYOUNGGUY IN THE BACKSEAT OF A HYNDAI. HOW THE $^** ARE US FOLKS DOWN HERE IN BUM PHUCK EGYPT SUPPOSED TO GET OUR LOVE GROOVE ON WITH THESE DEFECTIVE PRODUCTS? Heeeeeyy!!! Wait a minute..... This isn't a genuine Snapper Plus..... It's a cheap Egyptian knock-off called "The Crapper Plue"!!!!!! nevermind, |
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