Hello Dr.Luv..., Dr.Luv I heard that your station is relocating.., is this true ?

Online with Johnny...ty for calling.......

THIS IS MY SHOW,
AND I'LL TALK AS OLD SCHOOL AS I WANT TO,
AND THERES NOT A DAMN THING YOU OR ANYONE ELSE CAN DO ABOUT IT!!


















And taking your calls......................................

Online with Mowtown.........ty for calling...........

Perhaps you've heard

sometime in your 90+ years of life,

that Santa only brings chit to good little boys?!?!?!












And taking your calls..........................

Online with Gearhead..........ty for calling................

Yeahhhhhhh,

what I told Mowtown,

only minus 2 years off your age!
















And taking some calls whenever the hell I feel like it.........or not!

Online with Alookat....ty for calling....................

No,

this is where I started this crap,

and this is where I intend to keep doing this crap,

until either the world ends, Mingle blows up, or I die!















And taking your calls as friendly as I can today............

OH I SEE!

THE WORLD IS JUST PEACHY FOR EVERYONE,

AND NOBODY HAS ANY PROBLEMS!!

Dr Luv,

I am horny...err, I mean I got the hots...no wait.

WTF, should I take a cold or hot shower?

Online live with Hippie...ty for calling..............

Go get a crack smoking hooker!

























And taking your calls...............................................

So now I gots to be good to be bad?????

I'm getting too damn old for this chit.

Dear Luvstorockenrollerby;

How come my favorite neighborhood bar keeps running out of fried pork rinds and hot sauce?

And, does eating lots of fried pork rinds and hot sauce plus drinking lots of dark beer really make you more attractive to "the ladies" like my old aunt Trudy told me?

Hello Dr. Luv .., Since where on this topic of drinking I was wondering if someone is sending me drinks { a female of course ] should I ask them why there sending those drinks to me ?

Online with Mowtown.......ty for calling...........

my best guess would be the place is poorly ran. The management probably spends all the profit on gambling, and hookers, leaving no money to keep the place properly stocked with supplies.

Either that, or they dont like you, and just tell you that in hopes that you will quit coming in there.

Are you a lousy tipper? That may be something you want to think about.


Your Aunt Trudy was correct!

There is NOTHING more sexually attractive, than a man sitting alone, in a poorly run bar, eating old, stale, pork rinds, hot sauce and drinking lots of thick malty dark beer.

Its only outdone by a crack hoe, on the corner, licking a pigs butt, with whipped creme, and ripple.

NOW THATS HOT!!!!!!!

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!









And taking your calls...........................................

Online live with Alookat.........ty for calling...............

You probably look broke, poor, homeless, psycho, depressed, needy, and pathetic,

and if someone doesnt buy you a drink, STAT, your gonna pull out gun and shoot everyone in the place.

Work on your swagger, and a shower is STRONGLY suggested.

WITH SOAP THIS TIME!!



















And taking your calls, doo dee doo, de dum de dum..................

Need help off the floor?

YOU IDIOT!!

HOW F'N LONG DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A FUSE?????

And we are back on the air and taking your calls now...............................................................

or not........

dear luv....how do I clone you so's I can have a copy of the world's awesomest chick for my own?

Ummmmmm Heavenlyboy,

dont you see the studio just exploded?



But in answer to your question,

perhaps cloning is not necessary...
















































how much money you got, stock, bonds, property............livestock.........