Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2 | |
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Dr luv2, How do you secretly let a girl know you like her? Whisper her name to me. Which one? duh. I can't, it's a secret! |
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Dr luv2, How do you secretly let a girl know you like her? Whisper her name to me. Which one? duh. I can't, it's a secret! Send her flowers, or candy, or a Ferrari. or a Condo in Hawaii, or a Plane, or buy her an island!! ORRRRRRRRRRRR, You could just pinch her azz, wink at her, and tell her you want to do the "big nasty" with her! That works too. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE......................... |
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I SAID IM TAKING YOUR CALLS LIVE AND ONLINE NOW................
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Hello Dr. Luv and thanks for taking my call.., Dr. Luv can you believe that I don't have anything to say to you at this time.
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Hello Dr. Luv and thanks for taking my call.., Dr. Luv can you believe that I don't have anything to say to you at this time. |
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A man not having anything to say isn't a cause to faint.
However, if it were a woman who didn't have anything to say, and if she were not a mime, then probably all men would faint. That reminds me . . . Dear Dr. Luv. Isn't a woman mime an oxymoron? |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
on
Tue 07/10/12 07:15 PM
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A man not having anything to say isn't a cause to faint. However, if it were a woman who didn't have anything to say, and if she were not a mime, then probably all men would faint. That reminds me . . . Dear Dr. Luv. Isn't a woman mime an oxymoron? Yes, just like a "decent" "man!". |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Tue 07/10/12 07:15 PM
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And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................
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But how can you take calls if your not online???
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But how can you take calls if your not online??? Im never offline!! Whats your question? |
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Maybe she meant out of line??
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SECURITY!!
THERES A HIPPIE STALKING ME! |
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Geez don't freak out! Wait till I pinch your azz...
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SECURITY!! THERES A HIPPIE STALKING ME! Luv, look out! There is another stalker. |
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ADVICE LINE???
And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................ |
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How do you get azz dimples???
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 07/14/12 02:37 PM
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How do you get azz dimples??? On the Craigslist. Just post an add saying something like, "Am looking for someone with azz dimples. New or used, in good condition only please". Then list a contact number or an email where you can be reached. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ |
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How do you get azz dimples??? On the Craigslist. Just post an add saying something like, "Am looking for someone with azz dimples. New or used, in good condition only please". Then list a contact number or an email where you can be reached. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ I thought it was from sitting on golf balls? |
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