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Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2
oldhippie1952's photo
Fri 07/06/12 09:26 PM




Dr luv2,

How do you secretly let a girl know you like her?
Online with Hippie.......ty for the call..........

Whisper her name to me.


Which one?
The one you secretly want to let know that you like her..

duh.


I can't, it's a secret! blushing

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 07/06/12 09:33 PM





Dr luv2,

How do you secretly let a girl know you like her?
Online with Hippie.......ty for the call..........

Whisper her name to me.


Which one?
The one you secretly want to let know that you like her..

duh.


I can't, it's a secret! blushing
Online with Hippie,,,ty for calling..............

Send her flowers,

or candy,

or a Ferrari.

or a Condo in Hawaii,

or a Plane,

or buy her an island!!



ORRRRRRRRRRRR,



You could just pinch her azz, wink at her, and tell her you want to do the "big nasty" with her!

That works too.










And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.........................

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 07/07/12 08:06 PM
I SAID IM TAKING YOUR CALLS LIVE AND ONLINE NOW................

thewaterbearer's photo
Sat 07/07/12 09:48 PM
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luv2roknroll's photo
Sun 07/08/12 04:13 AM

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alookat101's photo
Sun 07/08/12 02:43 PM
Hello Dr. Luv and thanks for taking my call.., Dr. Luv can you believe that I don't have anything to say to you at this time.

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 07/09/12 01:22 PM

Hello Dr. Luv and thanks for taking my call.., Dr. Luv can you believe that I don't have anything to say to you at this time.
*Dr luv2roknrollby faints*

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 07/09/12 05:40 PM
A man not having anything to say isn't a cause to faint.

However, if it were a woman who didn't have anything to say, and if she were not a mime, then probably all men would faint.

That reminds me . . .

Dear Dr. Luv.

Isn't a woman mime an oxymoron?

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 07/10/12 07:12 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 07/10/12 07:15 PM

A man not having anything to say isn't a cause to faint.

However, if it were a woman who didn't have anything to say, and if she were not a mime, then probably all men would faint.

That reminds me . . .

Dear Dr. Luv.

Isn't a woman mime an oxymoron?
whoa

Yes,

just like a "decent" "man!".

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 07/10/12 07:14 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 07/10/12 07:15 PM
And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................

thewaterbearer's photo
Tue 07/10/12 07:47 PM
But how can you take calls if your not online???laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 07/11/12 01:54 PM

But how can you take calls if your not online???laugh
Online with Christina....ty for your call................

Im never offline!!noway

Whats your question?

oldhippie1952's photo
Wed 07/11/12 01:56 PM
Maybe she meant out of line?? laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 07/11/12 02:01 PM
SECURITY!!

THERES A HIPPIE STALKING ME!

oldhippie1952's photo
Wed 07/11/12 02:04 PM
Geez don't freak out! Wait till I pinch your azz...

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 07/11/12 04:18 PM

SECURITY!!

THERES A HIPPIE STALKING ME!


Luv, look out!

There is another stalker.


luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 07/12/12 11:13 AM
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ADVICE LINE???whoa






























And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................

thewaterbearer's photo
Thu 07/12/12 06:51 PM
How do you get azz dimples???

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 07/14/12 02:36 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 07/14/12 02:37 PM

How do you get azz dimples???
Online with Christina.........ty for the call....


On the Craigslist.

Just post an add saying something like,

"Am looking for someone with azz dimples.

New or used,

in good condition only please".

Then list a contact number or an email where you can be reached.






















And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................

ujGearhead's photo
Sat 07/14/12 03:03 PM


How do you get azz dimples???
Online with Christina.........ty for the call....


On the Craigslist.

Just post an add saying something like,

"Am looking for someone with azz dimples.

New or used,

in good condition only please".

Then list a contact number or an email where you can be reached.






















And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................


I thought it was from sitting on golf balls?

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