Topic: Why do girls always go for duche bag *** holes?
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Mon 03/21/11 05:53 AM

The other side wants to be grabbed by the hair, drug back to your cave and pounded like a dirty little slag
Hey guys! Did ya ever try that with your girlfriend? Go ahead. I dare ya. See if that works out for you.


Just make sure they're in the right mood for that and it will work... laugh.

joshyfox's photo
Mon 03/21/11 08:48 AM
I might be inclined to try the caveman method, but my club is too small. :P

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Mon 03/21/11 08:49 AM
Are you sure you want to be putting it out there that your club is too small?

joshyfox's photo
Mon 03/21/11 08:51 AM
Why not, I use it to break nuts with.

My Spear on the other hand is rather large and is used to hunt for large cats.

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Mon 03/21/11 08:55 AM
Since we're doing di*k jokes,

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/brl/1335663414.html

joshyfox's photo
Mon 03/21/11 09:08 AM
Who's doing d*** jokes? I was talking about my primitive weaponry.

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Mon 03/21/11 09:11 AM
Who's doing d*** jokes? I was talking about my primitive weaponry.
Quite right! Silly of me to jump to conclusions. Do you have more modern weaponry that you would like to tell us about?

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Mon 03/21/11 09:13 AM
Edited by joshyfox on Mon 03/21/11 09:13 AM
Slightly more modern perhaps I have a sword collection and I have plans of ordering a shield.

No guns through, I don't own any guns.

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Mon 03/21/11 09:16 AM
I guess I'm going to have to learn what to do with my teensy little outboard motor. It seems outclassed here.

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Mon 03/21/11 09:18 AM
Edited by joshyfox on Mon 03/21/11 09:18 AM
Well unlike an outboard motor, I can't used my swords to move on water. I wouldn't say "outclassed" as much as I'd say "specialized for a different task".

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Mon 03/21/11 03:13 PM
Nice guys finish last, everyone is jealous of bad boys and 'The Man' always comes out on top. glasses

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Mon 03/21/11 05:46 PM

Nice guys finish last, everyone is jealous of bad boys and 'The Man' always comes out on top. glasses


Hmmm the bad boys i was with ended up alone, messed up with drugs and alcohol, and sorry for everything but cannot pull their lives together.

Sometimes maybe they win, but if they stay bad boys forever the novelty wears off, as I got older the bad boys just didnt have the same appeal.
noway noway noway noway noway

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Wed 03/23/11 01:15 AM

Hey guys! Did ya ever try that with your girlfriend? Go ahead. I dare ya. See if that works out for you.


I've grabbed a number of women by the hair and kissed them within an hour of meeting them. I can assure you, it worked and they liked it.


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Wed 03/23/11 07:20 AM
Edited by josie68 on Wed 03/23/11 07:26 AM


Hey guys! Did ya ever try that with your girlfriend? Go ahead. I dare ya. See if that works out for you.


I've grabbed a number of women by the hair and kissed them within an hour of meeting them. I can assure you, it worked and they liked it.





Are you joking, if someone grabbed my hair I would chew his arm off.:angry: Ouch even I am careful when i brush it as it hurts.huh

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Wed 03/23/11 08:47 PM
Haha You have to do it the right way.

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Sun 04/24/11 07:16 AM

I happen to be very fond of the 'nice guys'
I gravitate away from the ******** and egomaniacs, except as friends. Their entertaining and fun to party with but I'd
never date em. Not ALL women want to be with the 'douchebag'
We do however want our men to have a spine and part of that is by not whining, whining is a turn off.

Me too. I love to have the jerks as friends, but to date, i always liked the nice guys.

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Sun 04/24/11 08:04 AM
What we need are more balanced individuals in the pond here! Jerks are confident and full of themselves which is attractive, but they can be careless db a-holes as well. Nice guys are usually not so confident, very insecure and always needing their egos stroked. being sweet makes them attractive, but the clingyness is not.

We need confident, independent, sweet, smart & sexy men...yes, I know it's asking for too much, but if an extreme from each end were the only 2 choices I'd say I'd go for the confident one.

Scoundrel...you likely get away with what you do because you are confident that those women want you & when you have the gumption to grab her like that it makes her know you want her without any doubts. Wondering if a guy likes you, is he gonna kiss you, does he think about you when he's alone can make you crazy, but when you know, then you can just walk around smiling and enjoy life....hehe!

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Sun 04/24/11 08:08 AM

What "nice guys" don't understand is there are two sides to a woman. One side wants to be loved, cherished and cared for. The other side wants to be grabbed by the hair, drug back to your cave and pounded like a dirty little slag. Once a man can address both her sides women find him attractive and other men will call him names out of envy.


Thats what Im talkin about! =)

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Sun 04/24/11 08:11 AM


What "nice guys" don't understand is there are two sides to a woman. One side wants to be loved, cherished and cared for. The other side wants to be grabbed by the hair, drug back to your cave and pounded like a dirty little slag. Once a man can address both her sides women find him attractive and other men will call him names out of envy.


Thats what Im talkin about! =)


i'm listening

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Mon 04/25/11 06:33 PM
That is one to be answered which none of us may never get the true answer for.... I have a very close friend in Lethbridge,AB. who has this same issue,( "I'm not about to post her name nor the situation")
But why do they prefer douchebags who inenvertingly does this to them time and time again, Even though she says she wants to meet a guy who will treat her with respect and be her best friend in life,,,yet still she will endure being bruised,throwed around and talked to like some white trash!!,
And lord knows she is not TRASH!, she is very kind,sweet,has a heart of gold, and "I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THIS GAL". I know I am the first to treat her with respect and who will make time for her 24/7,,, Yes we do have a very strong friendship and tell each other all that is bothering each other, or look to one another when we may need another perspective on things....YET she still goes for those who want her BOD and not HER as a human being....

Thus we may never truely understand what it is they get from DOUCHEBAGS!!!!!!