|_________________________| (insert a long analytical explanation spiced with theories, stereotyping, misundersstanding, strawman arguments, false accusations and a final sentence of condeming a large part of the society - all done while sitting alone in a room front of a computer and never looking into the mirror and admitting your own mistakes and imperfections, never even trying.)

The girls who goes for douchebags goes for them coz they dont have other options & they only deserve that

Maybe we don't buy the nice guy act. Lol

Well. Why ought they not to? Yours was a question on the same magnitude as "why is the sky green?"

Because one's douchbag hole is another's prince charming.

It takes all kinds.

Even I had some girfriends in my life before, and believe me, I am an arrogant self-aggrandizing angry short person.

If it were't for the extreme diversity of preferences by humans...

No. Let me put it this way: You are lucky that they do, coz you have a very good chance to get a woman too. I am NOT sayign you are a douchbag azzzole, no, not at all. Not by your definition what it entails to be a d.a.

I think there is a theory that absolute, real, and 100% douchebag azzzoles never get to find a mate. Maybe it's just an old wives' tale. I dunno.

"Let's try and see if it works."

I'm a b *tch...and a sass mouth, and I don't care one iota what anyone thinks....and oddly enough....nice blokes don't come anywhere near me...


whereas the bloke with a touch of devil...the one with a bit of mongrel in him...gives as good as he gets!

The OP will either figure it out...or he won't.

Be the captain of your own ship.
Know how to read the map, shoot the sun and plot your course.
Know how to read the wind.
Know when to tac.
Trust your first mate.
Understand how to deal with mutineers.

I feel sea sick reading that!

mutineer = genetic engineer who slices and splices DNA strands to create new, heretofore never-existing life forms. A person who makes mutations artificially.