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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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" Ive been socializing looking to have some fun maybe take a sebaticle i dont know if thats spelled right."
I think you get negative points for spelling something wrong and then taking the time to call yourself out, but not taking the time to check the spelling. |
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"i am here.......
where are you? are you local or far far away? are you adventurous? what would you like to do on a first date?" Again... it's YOUR profile, not mine. |
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"Love to read single profiles. People say the darndest things"
If they didn't, this thread would have been done after the first day. |
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"We the people in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity do ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of America."
I see you were paying attention during schoolhouse rock. |
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" My goalsin life is to find the right guy, and own my very own house, and look in to goin to college to be either a Artist, veternirian, or a Daycare teacher"
Maybe steer away from "teacher". There's a lot of spelling and grammar. |
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"My idea of fun is anything."
That narrows it down. |
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"I like long walks on the beach and poking dead things with sticks. "
The thing I need to know is whether you had anything to do with them being dead.... |
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"Hello Well going to go for the old cliche of, I don't know what to say here."
Thank you, Lord, my life has not been lived in vain. |
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"Someone who doesn't have a 'sheep' mentality."
Bah. (Double entendre, I get bonus points for that.) |
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"Dislikes: getting my head stuck in shirts, people dressed in animal costumes"
Sounds like you're still not over the breakup with that mascot. |
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"Someone who doesn't have a 'sheep' mentality." Bah. (Double entendre, I get bonus points for that.) Really laughed out loud... |
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"I "house" type of the woman."
I love that show. But I really don't think he'd make a great woman. |
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"I the talented cook and the good assistant, fideliting the girlfriend and the good interlocutor."
That's a good way to get slapped. |
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"love anyone who is straight."
Have you tried eHarmony? |
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"Well, as my headline states, "I am giving this a shot.""
I guess it was important enough to repeat. |
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"I'm the girl you've always dreamt of. Please only respond if serious about starting a family."
Look, you can't have it both ways. |
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"hate lyers."
No one even uses them anymore, since the invention of the mandolin. |
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"Optimistic human."
Silly rabbit. |
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"I work in my****y as physioterapist massage specialist in beauty salone."
Yeah, I don't know what the **** is, either. I'm really curious, though. |
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"I am the type which do not like to talk about myself, hence you might find what I write here below is silly."
I'm sure I will, regardless. |
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