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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"i like listen to music, do footing"
I love footing, can't beat footing. |
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"looking for a godd and funny man I'm the fatigue for not being discovered"
Fatigue has a profile on a dating site. Who knew? |
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"I am a woman who pleases of simple and healthy it of the life, likes the nature master the sea desire tranquillity and to know something of the world"
That "master the sea" part is going to be tough unless you're Aquaman. |
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"i like the word kala."
I like hapax legomenon. Thanks for playing. |
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"HI WOULD LIKE TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE THAT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT LIFE IN GERNAL"
Difficult, as I've never been to Gernal. |
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"I sometimes practice some sport."
Do you know which one? |
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"WHen it comes to mating, like everyone else, we try to find our life partner thats a one stop."
There's a drive-thru in the back. |
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"I like talking a lot on first date, its the best way to start knowing your new friend."
Right, if they don't tell you to shut up after 10 minutes, you're in. |
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"I like to shooping much"
Yeah, shooping much is good. |
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"Hi there, sometimes it is difficult to talk about oneself, so I will try to do my best."
Remember, this counts for half of your final grade. |
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"I am professor,me pleases to leave stroll, to rio, beach, although I cannot take as much sun."
Professorships are sorta easy to get nowadays, huh? |
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"I am buffalo."
There's no way this can work. And how are you typing? |
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"I'm a woman happy, optimistic launch."
I don't know, they keep having problems with the O-rings. |
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"too bad our s e iowntl lsidu9i vdik jeosdij dlnfn resuemsna kdoind snf;odnkn and persalnl irfromation personald informaton aboiut myself tah n dsee wha ti want eotto rite aboui tmselfanyway none"
Yeah, that's really a shame. |
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"Having a definite reaction to the above "mandatory" question about
"what best describes your intent or what you are looking for". It does not allow for any creativity in it's answer." Like there was any chance of that anyway.... |
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"I'm stundyng medicin at UNAM, I love my profetion."
And people ask me why I hate going to see the doctor.... |
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"I'm currently diving"
That will ruin your computer, though. |
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"Find somone that is willing to treat me like a princess, and to buy me that $50,0000 dollar domand ring." This sort of thing makes us all look bad. Sounds like the modern equivalent of prostitution, dont you think? Except for one thing: It is just put out there bodly without any pretense or motive other than money.(Do you suppose this person cares or has any remorse for this?) Probably not. Don't say you heard it here first!!!!! |
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"Im looking for a man in spite of whom sharing my life."
Whatever you just said, it can't be good. |
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"Find somone that is willing to treat me like a princess, and to buy me that $50,0000 dollar domand ring." This sort of thing makes us all look bad. Sounds like the modern equivalent of prostitution, dont you think? Except for one thing: It is just put out there bodly without any pretense or motive other than money.(Do you suppose this person cares or has any remorse for this?) Probably not. Don't say you heard it here first!!!!! It's like some new hybrid of prostitution and illiteracy. I think I'll call it prostilliteracy. Hey, that could be a book title! |
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