"Like everyone, I despise these things."

I know -- whose idea was it to make Asparagus Pringles?

"looking for good eating man"

We do not promote cannibalism here. As far as I know.

"At eighteen I wrot. I was in Swedwan. Sun-shine-ing."I want my house full of sun and wind an the voice of the sea like a Greek Temple and light, light, light"

I really miss "Twin Peaks."

"I don't like vulgarity, drunkeness, or smoking."

You don't know much about dating sites, do you?

Looking for a man who likes to be hard working at it.




REALLY???

Some things should just be easy, shouldn't they?lol






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If your married or have been then don't email me..







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"I love the sight of birds on a telephone wire; their unity and allegiance amaze me."

You must not be the one that has to clean the wire.

"I want to be an english teacher when i graduate. I play 6 insturments"

Always a good idea, if you're going to play the 'English teacher' card, to use your spell check.

"I've been horseback riding since I was 3."


Pretty sure that's a record but I'll have to run it by Guinness.

"Love has never been nice to me, I guess I always get dealt the wrong set of cards."


If you got to see all the cards ahead of time and picked the ones you liked it would be something like that.

"im a veternaian"


Gulf war or Vietnam?

"I consider my self to be very wise and can spot a shady person a mile away but ill give u a chance to prove me wrong once but never twice."


Sure. Nobody likes to be proven wrong twice.

"I LOVE MARK ANTHONY .THERES NO DISCUSSION ON DAT "


Can we discuss salsa music in general?

"They call me china.doll I am Chinese,Mexican,and puertorican."

There's a joke in there somewhere.

"I am very domesticated and excellent cook. Ask my 6 brothers or my 3 sons... I have references..."


I'll get back to you after the background check.

"i love to dance i have such long legs they have to be seen thats why i went into the pole dancing profession."

So it had nothing to do with the money or the heroin.

"I"am shuer, that the life is nice and butifull, so I"am optimist in the nature."

Butifull, just butifull.

"i like to haug out"

Eating disorder.

"i love go out but love to stay in at the same time"

Which is, of course, thematically impossible.

"my hody is one i love reading"

Did you mean hoody? Hody and the Blowfish? It's confusing.

"My goal is to become a good architech"

Let's hope that word isn't on the test.