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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"Does it seem that you always have one of those days. If it's not one d*mn thing it's another. "
You're not overwhelming me with positive energy. |
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"i think angel in heaven is a friend on earth."
That would explain the wings. |
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"I like elligancy."
Not enough to learn how to spell it, though. |
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"i enjoy watching football;soccer,and take snaps for fogs."
I'm not really up on the new drug slang. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Fri 12/10/10 05:55 PM
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"The reason why I signed up is because I met a lot of jerks and want to find a good guy."
Yeah, they don't allow jerks on dating sites. |
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"i cant tell u or talk about my self but im courage."
You're a concept? How do you use the keyboard? |
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"i think it's useless to describe myself."
I'll just assume you're an amorphous blob. |
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"I have big boobies. I also have big booties."
How many? |
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"The man's way heart is through his stomach"
Welcome to "This Week In Mangled Cliches." |
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"am a hot lady v.very hot lady not maried like to watch porn movies teach my **** until i die like to be nude in my house."
Betty White? |
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"check out these great ideas for bringing indoor furniture outside."
It's just a commercial for Home Depot. |
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"One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter."
It's also bad to have gummy bears in there. |
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"I came to realize a point into my life that everyday im getting older."
That's why Al Gore invented cryogenics. |
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"I like most kinds of sports , specially feather tennis."
The birds aren't crazy about it. |
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"I love the sea and also 7adag."
The secret code does NOT go on the website, Agent Harkness! |
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"I like guys that aren't secretly gay."
I assume openly gay is all right, then. |
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"miltazma"
Where's your inhaler? |
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"I hope to see the human understands me."
Wow, they let Romulans on here now. |
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"Am I quite girl like to spend waste time in the coffees"
Hey, get out of there, people are gonna drink that. |
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"It always depends on who and what. So describing a description is up for me to tell whoever."
Head trauma is no laughing matter. |
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