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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"doesn't ask me to pay for my half of the bill. Like i said- SIMPLE THINGS."
If you'd just pay for your half I wouldn't have to ask you. |
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"I have eyes that change colors"
Which might get you a job in a traveling circus. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Thu 11/25/10 09:36 AM
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" My favroite saying is... You never get anything you don't ask for."
I think you just found the cause for cancer. |
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"I don't do sappy movies. If I want to cry I will attend a funeral."
I don't think that's the best reason to go to a funeral. |
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"I have no problem speaking my mind and do not mix words."
But if you mix the words it's more like a puzzle.... |
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"So if you are looking for a Barbie Doll that will agree with your every word, Wal-Mart is open 24/7 you can find one of those in the toys department."
If your Barbie is giving you any feedback whatsoever, you need to have a chat with your therapist. |
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"Im generious to a fault"
I think I see the fault. |
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"i would like to find some one between the ages of 21 to 28 for a long turm relasionship"
I'd just like to know what it is. |
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"i am very easy to get alone with"
An interesting way to put it. |
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" i had some one before and all he did is beat me because he was drunk i dont wont know one like that any more"
Oh sure... the beatings are fun at first..... |
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"i am so tried of losers so if your a losers or a cheater or a liar i do not need you."
"tried of" would imply there's a pattern. A pattern would imply a common element. What do you suppose the common element might be for you attracting losers, cheaters and liars? |
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"if ur going to lie to me u might as well cheat on me and vice versa."
In that case, No, that dress doesn't make your butt look big. |
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"i am a simple girl and it doesn't take much to make me happy u know food water maybe a poptart here and there"
I'm surprised that Guantanamo detainees are allowed access to the internet. |
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" Men always say they want a good woman but seems that they are really just wanting a "barbie" or "model" type. They dont REALLY want a GOOD Woman, or at least that has what i have discovered."
I'm not saying that you're wrong. I'm just saying it tells me nothing about you except that you might be a little bitter about not being a barbie or model. |
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" I would prefer if you didn't have an ex or current who would like to stab me."
I would prefer I didn't have one that would like to stab ME. |
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"You would come to my house and my dogs would playfully maul you."
Can you see how that might not seem as fun from my perspective? |
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"IF U R INTIMADATED BY A STRONG WOMEN WE WILL NOT GET ALONG."
I'm really more intimidated by your spelling and capitalization. |
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"YOU LIKE MY LOVE LIKE THE AIR"
Polluted and full of birds. |
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"COLOR SUNSET ORANGE ."
Kids must be getting dumber, the coloring books have instructions now. |
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"loving,honest,fun,true im nice, honest and fun girl...just been myself without posses"
Yeah, it's hard to be yourself when there's a posse after you. |
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