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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"Well talking about you is always a bit complicated."
I've gotten used to it over the years. |
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"box my dram es to go to europa"
That's one of Jupiter's moons. Start saving up for that. |
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"I am a unique, I know the difference now"
Right.... you're castrated. But it's spelled eunuch. |
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"I AM UNIQUE IN MY OWN WAY."
I realize that "unique" can be subjective. But claiming a unique definition of "unique" so that you can qualify? |
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"I am a single mother of 2 boys. My pictures are not that great but hopefully that is not the only thing you are looking at. "
Of course not. I was also looking at the ad for sexy singles in my area. |
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"i have two beautiful that grown thank god."
Flowers? Trees? Chia pets? |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Sun 12/05/10 08:59 AM
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"On a first date, I would only be comfortable in a public location."
But I have a really neat thing to show you in my self-dug, underground bunker. |
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"my hobbies are whatever my kids like to do"
Aren't those really THEIR hobbies? |
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"Going all the way. jhfd a uh awue pwo e we weihf wehfpoihwe lskdf lskdjf; "
I'd say you're completely gone. |
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"if u wanna kno somethin just ask. id rather do that than tell u bout my whole life cause u might not be intrested and i dont wanna waste ur time and mine. it makes it easier on both parties. and if i can git away with easy on here i will."
Right. Let's start everything with making no effort whatsoever. |
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"Im unsure of life and many questions about the subject. I try to be more of a libralist when it comes to such matters."
What's does a libralist try to be? I never was much in to astrology. |
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"I will speak my mind when it is appropriet."
I don't know what that is, so I can't tell you when it is. |
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"i do have issues with height though, im 5'9, you do the math"
Uhmm.... 69 inches? 1.75 meters? What's the question? |
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"dont want anyone that is still hung up on ex wifes, ex girlfriends, or their dogs.."
It still hurts when I think of my dog packing up all her bones and leaving me for someone else. |
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"I like doing stuff spare of the moment"
Me too, but I can never find the lug wrench. |
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"I am a mommy of just one awesome little guy, he is my would"
Would......what? |
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"AM A GOOD LISTERN AND VERY OPENED MINDED TO ANYTHING. AND NICE RUDE DOWN WITH OILS"
I don't know what you're going for here but rude oils, no matter how nice, isn't really what I'm looking for. |
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"I first have to say that I believe strongly in the law of attraction. If you put out positive...that is exactly what you will receive back."
Actually the laws of attraction, both in physics and in love, are exactly the opposite. |
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"I am new to this area, and thought I might just drop my line in this fishing hole to see what's here. Yeah, that sounds pretty corny, but that's about all I can offer up at this point. OK, now they tell me I need to have 4 sentences in this block. This one is going to have to count!"
I think it might have fallen just a little bit short.... |
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"I have been told my home looks like an antique store. "
I think what they may be saying is that you have a lot of old crap sitting around.... |
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