Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"you are fabulous?haha where are you?where are you from?i like you.despite you are not i like music too."
They finally put a thought monitor in a squirrel's head. |
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"A fabulous, slim/attractive and highly-educated girl with great sense of humor."
I'm not falling for THAT again. |
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"I'm shy at first but not hard to get to know,I'm easy going and down to earth. I enjoy going out for dinner or just staying home and watching a good movie."
It's the cliche trifecta. |
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"I prefer to go aboard to visit other countries."
No, that's just a boat. |
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"I'm not special,but i'm the only one in the whold."
Hopefully the only one who spells like that. |
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"I am a little humous."
Low self-esteem is a horrible thing. |
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"I like to read golf when i have the time "
I like to play books. You're like the adenine and guanine to my cytosine and thymine..... |
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"Nothing in the world can be as painful as this."
Try reading it. |
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"MY favourit movie is fight club.I like free.FIGHT CLUBFIGHT CLUBFIGHT CLUBFIGHT CLUBFIGHT CLUBFIGHT"
Well, if THIS doesn't merit a telethon, I don't know what does. |
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"I am not looking. Please do not contact me. I made up the information in the description fields. I am only being nosy. This was the only way I could "browse." I have to write in this description to create an account. Thank you!"
I'm more impressed with the effort and detail while not writing a profile. |
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"my goal is to put up busnnes some day."
I think you mean "bushes." |
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"Dating has not been a great experience since my divorce. "
I'm sure it's much more exciting when you're married. |
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"I am an ordinary person, I have an ordinary dream: Is a doctor. Because doctor may let these experience personally the human which the indisposition suffers to get rid of the pain."
You're actually making it worse. |
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"i do pearls business in silk street market."
Tell Pearl to get up off her lazy rear end and do her own business. |
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"girl,single,don't know why still have no boyfriend,odd,sometimes sensitive sometimes dumb,sometimes feel longly sometimes enjoy being along,like music,like animetions,hate people who judge others"
How can this one still be single? It's uncanny. |
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"it just seems that when i try and make plans things just never seem to work out as planned."
There may be some deep, philosophical lesson here. But I'm guessing it's more to do with the planning. |
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"I'm a busy person. its hard for me to schedule to meet up. Unless its like the afternoon cause i sleep in late. "
So when you say "I'm a busy person" do you mean "I party all night"? |
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"I like gymnastics! And ice skating. Which is really kind of winter gymnastics. Ayn Rand on them hoes, N-A-F-T-A I'm free trade on them hoes!"
This is probably why Atlas shrugged. |
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"Find somone that is willing to treat me like a princess, and to buy me that $50,0000 dollar domand ring."
This sort of thing makes us all look bad. |
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"I like gymnastics! And ice skating. Which is really kind of winter gymnastics. Ayn Rand on them hoes, N-A-F-T-A I'm free trade on them hoes!" This is probably why Atlas shrugged. Oh, snap. Haha. |
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