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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"I am going to school to be a music teacher so if you are looking for a person who has there life on tract you have found me."
Gastrointestinal or reproductive? |
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"just make me laugh, don t make me mad"
Nag nag nag.... |
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"i not afrind to try enything new"
New keyboard, maybe? |
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"I am looking for someone. I don't know who or where."
You're not helping. How about Al Gore? |
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"i was put on here by my friend, she did my info and user name as a joke. but now i know a few people who said that this was fun and interesting so i thought what the hell may as well try it."
That's how people get started on meth. |
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"I like to pluck my eyebrows."
Everyone needs a purpose in life. |
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"I have really bad taste, gay stuff."
I don't know what that means, and I don't want to. |
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"This thing is ****ing annoying."
You've never seen a childproof cap before? |
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"I LIKE TO READ, LISTEN TO THE MUSIC, HANG OUT WTH FRIENDS, WATCH
MOVIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" Oh look, a big snake. |
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"My goals are to be a millionaire by 2012."
My goal is to explain to you the difference between singular and plural. |
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"3/4 breasts"
I'm not even sure that's possible. |
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"183x 74kg"
Sorry, I must have wandered into the algebra room. |
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"i like football darts"
They don't stick in the dartboard very well, though. |
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"It wont let me create my profile without writing something in here....."
Well, what kind of profile would it have been without that brilliant piece of writing....? |
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"I'm someone who's "black and white", I don't have any gray areas."
A penguin? A police car? A York peppermint patty? This is a riddle, right? |
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"I'm not much of a people person and spend a lot of time alone."
That's great if you're looking to date a cat. |
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"i always have a smile on my face "
.... and her picture has her frowning. |
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"I do beleive in the truth so honesty, devotation, and communication is the best things I can ask for in my life."
Devotation? How do you un-vote? |
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"I Love Country Music Walks In The Rain I Love To Be In Love Its Been Awhile I Remember Just What It Felt Like To Be IN Love Then The Years Steal That Away From You And You May Find That Feeling Again Some Day You Hope And Pray Sorry For This Long Story But You Know How It Feels I Know Youve Felt It Too"
I see you've found the "Shift" key. Now let's work on the "." key. |
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"i have 2 kids and one on the way."
As long as you're not rushing in to a relationship.... |
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