"3/4 breasts"


I'm not even sure that's possible.



I needed that!

I keep trying to picture that, and I just can't get it....

"I find it easier to describe myself one we have made a connection ."


It's kind of a "Catch-22" isn't it?

"I can say I enjoy walking , gardening and cooking .
I am easy going , good natured ...with good sense of humor .

I know I havent told you much about me ...but as you know , its hard to do that here . I'm hoping I have peeked your curiosity !"



I must admit I am curious why you think this might make me in the least bit curious.

"I asked my friends to describe me, and their responses...outgoing and friendly, kind & loving, funny, great dancer, sincere, super cook, great mom, hard worker, non-judgmental, tall & good looking "


Well sure. They HAVE to say that.

"What are a few of your favorite things?"

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens

"Hi,I am the mom of two of the best kids in the world. But then again arent we all?"


I'm not a mom and I've never met your kids.

I like the one that say blah blah or fill it in later or just wanna talk

"On to the next site. Let's see how many of you are here too!"


It's the same guys, looking for the same things.

That's a classic. So many ways to say nothing.

ya that or the ones that are blank i seen those alot lately too

"I love animals. They are probably one of my passions."


Probably? Seems to me a 'passion' should be more definitive.

"I am hoping to go to school eventually for wildlife law enforcement. "


Hey you! Yes, you, the grizzly bear! License and registration please.

"I tend to be attracted to guys in bands with piercings and tattoos and stuff, but i really want a sweet guy to settle down with someday. "


You see the problem here, right?

"I haven't been on this site in awhile. I see the same men still searching for the "right one". I beleive it is because no one is willing to search past the cover of the book. People are so shallow these days. I actually read profiles not just look at pictures and you know what? You really don't have to list your qualities, goals, hobbies etc. It all comes down to what we look like. No wonder the same people are still searching. If this sounds bitter by all means, take it for what it is worth and ask yourself why you are still trying to find someone perfect. Sure I am not thin but it is really hilarious when heavy guys still don't want to talk to someone that is not thin or men that are not so great looking want someone with a great body. Get to know someone. Look past the cover and you may find that person that you are looking for."


Your profile is longer than 90% of the profiles out there. And all you managed to say is that you're bitter that all the men on the site are jerks.

"You must love dogs, I have 3 and they are my kids."


Not the nicest thing to say about your kids.

"Looking for a parrner in crime "

Not sure what that is, but I hope you find it.

"DONT REALLY HAVE ANY HOBBIOES"


It's illegal to own hobos. I'm pretty sure.

"I posted this some time ago. Only to reaIize I had no time to meet someone....My job took everything I had. I just got fired! I am thrilled."


Me too. Now you can bring me a beer any time I want it.

"I JUST WANT SOMEONE WHO IS INTERESTED IN ME NOT WHATS BETWEEN MY LEGS..."


Is it a Harley Davidson?