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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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haha this is so funnnnnnnnn
 
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"I also can't stand golddiggers and and women who get into a relationship based on a guy's career and paycheck..that's just shallow and if you fit that description, may you burn in hell."
I'm not entirely convinced but do do you think he's not interested in a gold digger? |
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"Oh, and she has to accept the fact that I suck at dancing-you've been warned! lol I'm also the jealous type...not the creepy, physco way."
I'm at a loss for words... |
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"I hope you are not going to expect dinner and a movie. How boring and cliche would that be? Whatever..ANYTHING BUT THAT-Ugh! A walk in the park, driving through the country, picnic..something different to where we actually have a real conversation. And please avoid conversations that have no intelligence..like stuff you see on E! or soap operas, or ....I hope you are getting my drift. Something real."
Trust me, I have no expectations. |
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"Someone who has a good head on her shoulders and has a huge heart."
I see 'Body Parts R Us' is now taking online orders. |
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"my goals? I want to be a successful lawyer... have nice people around me at all times."
Well, you can't have it both ways. |
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"I've been a dancer from the day i found my feet."
How many places did you look? |
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"nothinguhygtfqNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNOHFDIU." And that's why we're petitioning for waterboarding to be outlawed. |
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"i'm not on here anymore and it won't let me take my profile offssoooooyeah don't msg me or anything"
You had very little to worry about, even without the disclaimer. |
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"STILL PRETEND TO BE, what I actually am"
Then how is that pretending? |
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"I hope you dont mind my little bit of an accent"
You can barely tell from your typing. |
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"i had 5 years quitar lessons"
And not once did you ever have to spell it? |
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"spring is green.summer is red.fall is golden.winter is white."
What color is "vapid"? |
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"i love travelling.engoing parties .meeting new persons and deffrent caltures."
Somebody call 911, her brain has fallen out. |
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"My goal is to become a teacher.My hobbies is reading books"
Definite teacher material, for sure. |
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"sometimes I tell lie but it's just depend on the situation"
Have you considered politics? |
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"Lets see if you mention about hobbies"
OK, let's go take a look. Nope, I think I missed that one. |
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"If I share everything on this page, there wouldnt be a need to message me, now would there?"
And you really believe there's one now? |
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"be a good friend and play along with my friend"
OK. "Hey, your friend's not very bright." |
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"i wounld be of pyschological and educational important to him and share his burden if im involve"
You might want to figure out what the hell you're trying to say first. |
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