Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"i like softball want to be a hooker"
People don't appreciate that kind of diversity anymore. |
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"I saw this page on lady gaga's new video telephone and decided to try it."
You better give her phone back, though. |
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"ahaahhaha...ahhhhah"
Hey, get away from the nitrous oxide. |
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"One in the had is worth two in the bush."
There's a Lee Harvey Oswald joke in there someplace. |
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"i am a young woman lookn 4 a bit of craic"
That's not how you spell "crack." |
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"I'm doing a Master in International Relations."
I hope he's enjoying it, at least. |
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"I love physics, specially nano physics.I also love classic music. I am very smart and active, I love cooking. and I am a multi task person.I love physics."
How's your memory? |
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"I am a bit shy feeling person"
It's got to be a little uncomfortable for the other guy, too. |
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"i have hands, legs, eyes."
It's a start. |
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"i like to travel around a world"
Does it matter which one? |
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"I spend most of my time working on science-related things, and the rest is spent with my dog, boyfriend and treadmill."
I really hope those are three different things. |
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"I have a awesome stereo system"
That's all I need to know. |
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"I want to keep doing what I have done."
Good. Consistency is important. |
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'Most of my time is spent being creative and my space is very important.'
We know it's you, Tom. You're not fooling anybody. |
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"It is too difficult to find it."
Aisle 3, next to the paper towels. |
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"Currently being raised by my two dogs"
That explains the flea collar. |
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"I'm not into big names, but I like nice things"
George Stephanopoulos need not apply. |
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"Please guys, no unintelligible, inappropriate, immature or disrespectful messages."
You're leaving them with a limited set of tools in the toolbox. |
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"I m nay nay"
So nice they named you twice. |
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"I'm just a thuthful woman"
Makes for a good smile. |
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