"SO I have to talk about my hobbies. "


Of course you do. Otherwise your profile explodes.

"I have hobbies, that sound mostly boring to anyone who does NOT share the same hobby...I will offer instead, a list of things that are NOT my hobbies, as that may be more telling"


Awesome. For the record... I'm not an astronaut, or a coal miner. I don't own a green Corvette and I don't have a poodle.

"I am very caress and romantic, sincere and love ear romantic music"


The nose romantic music isn't quite as romantic.

"Once I get to know someone, I throw some good zingers."


I used to love that Zinger Zapper when I was a kid. Which is about the last time I used the term 'zinger'.

"I have a beautiful daughter who is 5 years old that surprises the hell out of me each and every day. She is the best thing that has ever happened to me and like always, we’re a boxed set, you can’t have one without the other! *If you don’t like kids, think you may or maybe not like kids, or any variation of the both please keep browsing.* We laugh, sing, dance and most likely look like goofs but it’s okay because, well, otherwise we would be boring and let’s be honest- you wouldn’t prefer it any other way! You will never meet anyone like us, guaranteed."


Is she going on the dates with us?

"Im not just going to sleep with you either"



You mean there's more?

"I do my best to be the same when no ones looking and have been told I am. "


How would they know if they aren't looking?

"Good, bad or otherwise you can always find the possitive in everything."


What's the positive of bad spelling? You don't get stuck with a miserable English teacher job?

"My religous preffence is a higher power that I choose to call G-D."


If that's not his name I think he might get ticked off.

"I like to do a lot of things. firstable i love to spend time with my friends"

And secondable?

"hello i m here because i feel alone and maybe there can to have a possibility to meet a good man for love friends people need a true love in the life and to be happy my hobby is to make things"

Here's one who's not in the placebo group.

"I work like a Secretary executive in privat foreiner company"

That's not a very useful simile.

"in my free time I work like a tour guide"

See above.

"promise not to embarrass you at any important social functions. "

I'm afraid I can't promise you the same.

"Always we write the best of each one in our description"

Well, somebody has to. You certainly aren't making any sense.

"Well, so strange to talk about someone else, i mean, to describe someone else as you will never do it right, now imagine, if you have to describe yourself ..... not fair at all"

OK, so who are we talking about?

"I enjoy but the trip in highway music the wind and the free field"

Gotta love that highway music.

"I have many hobbies, one of them is to spend much time checking my email"

"Hobbies" apparently has a rather fluid definition....

"i am a work people"

You certainly are.

"To go to the cinema and the babies I am charmed with being with them."

They do tend to ruin the movie with all that crying, though.