Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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(Seeking) "..solemate."
I hope you find your other shoe soon. |
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"If there is a thunderstorm nearby, I love to relax and sit out watching the lightning."
I call dibbs on the plastic chair this time. You take the metal one. |
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"I am a pretty outgoing."
That's what all the ugly ones say. |
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"I like to get my hands in everything."
Stay away from wood chippers. |
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"sto kissing on the first date"
sto kissing? Sloppy tongued orangutan kissing? |
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"play pool cook with me"
All the really rich people have a pool boy AND a pool cook. |
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"sto kissing on the first date" sto kissing? Sloppy tongued orangutan kissing? Could be Harriet Beecher Sto. The derivation is unclear. |
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"this thing wont let me sign in unless i write a book about dating so yeah i have nothing else to say, "
I wonder if that's why Lex wrote his book about dating. |
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" respecting ones self tells facts to the outer civilization!"
How far outer? You mean like from the Andromeda galaxy? |
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"Lets hang out, lets have lunch, lets go for a run, lets go to a movie, lets go to listen to a live band, lets go have coffee, lets go grab dessert, lets go for a drive, lets laugh and enjoy one anothers company. "
I haven't even met you and I already feel smothered. |
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"I DO NOT WANT A LIER."
I guess quadriplegics are out. |
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"I"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m
HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI"m HAPPYI" One pill every six hours, not the other way around. |
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"this thing wont let me sign in unless i write a book about dating so yeah i have nothing else to say, " I wonder if that's why Lex wrote his book about dating. Yes, and now they let me have an account over there. |
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"looking for a banana loving guy"
Are you a banana? |
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"Like to watch sifi movies."
Yeah, that Sifi is a great actor. |
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"I love soccer, football, baseball and turtles."
That's most of the major sports and a reptile. One of these isn't much of a spectator sport..... |
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"I am different from many other women you may have dealt with. I have a mind and I am not afraid to speak it. "
Nope, not so different. |
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"I am a exstremly outgoing person. "
Close. Very close. Extremely close. |
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"My ideal girlfreind- someone who isn't a pain in the ***, respectable, and loyal."
When you learn how to spell 'girlfriend' properly, I won't be near as much of a pain in the *** to deal with. |
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"Two left feet, all thumbs but a big heart."
Were you in one of those Pixar movies? |
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