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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"I'm a single Dad, and I promise you I play no games. if your into games, or just profile surfing KICK ROCKS"
Well, I never... |
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"You should message me if If you have fingers to type...."
Well, I haven't had fingers since that Double Coyote Ugly incident back in '02. I'm typing with my nose right now.... |
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"I want to find a MAN who wants something out of life.. i understand what it takes to get and keep a man.. I AM A KEEPER" Well, holy fricken bat apples! Share the secret, damn it! Begs the question.... What happened to the last guy then? |
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"If you have any Qyestions please feel free to ask."
Was that subliminal? |
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"The worst thing is holding on to someone who doesn't want to be held on to."
How do you think they feel about it? |
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"once I know it's real I comett." You become a mass of ice and dust with a long, shiny tail? (clapping hands excitedly) Ooooh, goody! I love shiny things! On the plus side, you don't have to see them again for 86 years or so. |
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"I enjoy my hot tub especially with my bubbles."
Flatulence? |
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"I'm on line looking for that one person to meet and hang out with,who knows what will happen,just wait and see."
Well...(drumming fingers on desk), I'm waiting. |
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"once I know it's real I comett." You become a mass of ice and dust with a long, shiny tail? (clapping hands excitedly) Ooooh, goody! I love shiny things! On the plus side, you don't have to see them again for 86 years or so. Tngxl65, you are always thinking positive! |
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"I have two girls i know one is mine and not so sure about the other but oh well i would like to see them but yeah long story short thier mothers are being dumb."
This might be a little too much information for a dating profile. |
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"please don't be arrogant or so full of yourself that your a jack *** , I found this site to be full of ding bats that want endless e-mails and never want to meet , which leads me to believe that there probably not who they say they, this is a dating site not a let's e-mail for a year site."
Wow, I'm feeling safe enough to meet you already. |
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"I met 3 people and the pics did not match who they were at all. I put up a couple crappy pictures as a test to see how shallow people are and it worked , its easy to weed out the dummies."
You have just given new meaning to the phrase 'double-blind study'. |
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"As you’re reading this you might say to yourself….. “Self….. Why is this person on this dating site”?"
This is one of those trick questions, right? |
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"I'm easy going, quick witted, and look forward to anything life has to throw my way. So I invite you to throw something my way...."
**pulls pin on grenade** Hey, you should have been more specific. |
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"I think kids are great - they're usually funnier than most adults and less likely to be full of crap."
Amen! |
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"three states and two countries in five years, but who's counting, right?"
Apparently, you are. |
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"I guess I like to eat all the time cause I'm a prick if I get hungry. ( that's normal isn't it? )"
No. That is not normal. I'm surprised you had to ask. |
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"Some tards call it anal, but they are wrong."
Mmm-hmm, right. And, what are we talking about? |
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"I'm tired of meeting psycho chicks at bars. I’ve had a string of those lately, so I need to change some things up."
There appears to be a correlation between psycho. chicks and bars. It's just a thought but, I'm beginning to wonder if these bars are where their weekly support group meetings are held. |
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"Hello, I'm 41 (how did that happen?)"
Are you wanting the Webster's version? |
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