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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"I like to read a lot but dont'n have much time"
"I do, however, enjoy creating bogus and unpronounceable contractions for no apparent reason." |
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"i like to enjoy life this means sports reading."
And yet ANOTHER memo I didn't get.... |
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"i love to watch funny movies, my favorite movie is Gonnies".
I'm assuming that's about an STD. |
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"you feel quite comfortable interacting with other people. Indeed, you find the company of others very stimulating and enjoy meeting new people."
Your crystal ball is broken. |
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"Not looking for a man to make me happy - I'm already happy!"
So, you're looking for a man to take you down a peg or two. Good plan. |
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"I like Christian music in both languages."
So now there are only two languages? |
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"Hello... What can I say? I lose my practice in here..."
It's not really the best place for a doctor, is it? |
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"I would like to study a degree in advanced materials"
Yeah, having that DAM is worth a lot in this job market. |
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"Hi we are a real Bi couple who are temporally living in Manzanillo."
Damn time travelers always tick me off. |
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"Well, I say my match is out there, feeling the same way... uninspired"
Particularly if he read your profile. |
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"I love the sea and everything that concerns it.I think that it is one of the most romantic scenes of the world. It is the perfect place to get lost"
Found in a brochure from the "Bermuda Triangle Tourism Board." |
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"EL BAILE"
Oh no, what did you do this time? |
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"Looking for a Mature guy"
I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks on you. |
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"I am finally in a place in my life where I know who I am, what I want and don't want. What I want is somone who is honest and sincere and also ready to be in a relationship. What I don't want is Peter Pan!"
I'm rubber, you're glue....... |
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"Arabic (??????? al-?arabiyah, ( Arabic pronunciation (help·info)) or ???? ?arabi) is a Central Semitic language, thus related to and classified alongside other Semitic languages such as Hebrew"
But are you laid back and easy going? |
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"I enjoy life and I have the opportunity to watch the Caribbean ocean everyday"
And you might want to get yourself a geography book while you're at it. |
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"It seems to me that it would be best to put on here the following. If you want to know anything just ask."
It seems to me, based on your inability to peak any interest whatsoever, that I don't want to know anything more. |
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"I guess this needs to be longer so I am making it longer with this sentence."
Good thinking and a great use of your time. |
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"im not the best at discribing myself"
Add spelling to the list of things you're not best at. |
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" I can be a couch potatoe at times"
Dan Quayle is single? |
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