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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"Love all kinds of music except OPERA "
You'll have to find something else to do when I'm getting my aria on. |
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"I am a nurse and I work for a cancer center taking care of cancer patient's."
Taking care of their what? Pets? |
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" I would rather hear about you, then talk about me."
It won't let me fill our your profile. |
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" I am tired of meeting the same men all the time"
Their disguises make it difficult to keep them straight. |
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"Being born and raised in Indonesia, and educated in America, I can give you the best of both worlds."
Those aren't worlds. |
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"can be a bith when the occasion call for it"
Oh thtop it. |
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"i m looking for a right man that i can call my husband at the public."
Public what? Hanging? |
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"I PREFER THE PERSON LIKE TO KNOW ALL PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLDTHAT IS ME."
How many of you are there? |
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"I am 30 years old and my puppy is 10 months old."
Math problem to follow.... |
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"he would have to be nice and funny and dore me."
I would show you the dore right away. |
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"Hi, I'am a smart and sensible woman. I'm here to meet people in order to get to know each other and maybe discover that we spend some time toghether doing what we like."
Wouldn't you already know that? |
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"I need to write something stupid here so this is accepted."
Mission accomplished. |
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"I'm relly hope in the internet has some good guys they has the same intereseing like me."
There's all kinds of crap in the internet. |
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"i lyk 2 haf a good tym if so could i b your school girl tehehehehe"
I think we're past the point where school would be of any use. |
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"I M A QUIET PERSON"
Obviously. |
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"The beauty of the earth to see, is not to open our eyes and watch out."
So we're supposed to watch with our eyes closed. How very counterintuitive. |
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"I'm looking for a sporting type of fun is always entertain me, etc.. ask me but themselves."
It actually makes more sense backwards. |
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"I am a woman who love with her hole heart."
We could throw a little putty in there. |
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"al. aoif. aéodi ae. aeon aé!aek féaeoij faionf aiogaoéei oiehf aehh aoeihf. aoei f. aejhf ae, dakdfnh !al. aoif. aéodi ae. aeon aé!aek féaeoij faionf aiogaoéei oiehf aehh aoeihf. aoei f. aejhf ae"
Mastodon go in valley. Is big. Has big tusks. Pointy. |
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"for the 1st date i would like to know the person so well,buy asking manny things to know him better."
What if Manny doesn't know him? |
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