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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"enough about me, tell me about you!"
Pretty sure this is your profile. |
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"I am done with the rat race of north america...when do you start to live?"
I'm not sure what rats have to do with the abortion controversy, but whatever. |
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"I have spent a couple of years as an empty nester, after 25 years behind a desk."
They make you stay behind a desk until the kids leave? There is SO much I don't know about this whole parenting thing. |
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"I want to be the first thought of the day, the last thought before sleep."
So... you want a stalker. |
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"No ablo ingles kjhkjzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaNo ablo ingles kjhkjzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaNo ablo ingles kjhkjzzzz" In case you didn't believe her at first. |
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"I love any activity that involves water"
How do you feel about flash floods? |
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"Divorced, starting my life over again from 0."
I don't think you're allowed to do that. It'll be quite a shock to your mom, too. |
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"I currently share my life with my best four legged friend, Izzy, a Boston Terrier. She is great company but is sorely lacking in verbal communication skills"
Your terrier could take some lessons from Lassie. |
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"I LIKE THE BEACH,DANCE AND MOVIES, EXERCICESI M A
SMILE,NICE,GOOD,RESPONSIBLE,GOD ITS ALL AND THE ONE FOR MEI LIKE ALL THE MUSIC BUT MY FAVORITE ITS THE ROMANTIC I WANT HELP EVERY WORD" Looks like you could use it. |
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"one of my hobbies is to listen to music, to see movies, to play with my children and to dance!!!!"
How do you feel about counting? |
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"my favorite Color? is clear"
I see. And your favorite food is air. I think I get it. |
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"What You Should Know Is Nothing or Anyone Will Change Any Of The Looks or Traits That I Possess."
Unless you're a plastic surgeon. |
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"Appearences Dont Make Me Who I Am, So I Dress Accordingly. "
Seems like, with that logic, chain mail and a tutu would be fine. |
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" i try to enjoy everthing and everbody"
everthing and everbody: a person and a thing that last a really long time. |
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"About me... Hmmm I am just me. "
But I don't know you. That's really the point of the profile. |
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"I have a job and I have kids. So if that bothers you then I guess that sucks for you!!"
Trust me... it doesn't suck for me at all. |
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"I am into to all music not poka though"
Yeah, poka sucks if you're ticklish. |
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"Workin at a daycare can b pretty stressfuk"
Everyone needs a good one now and then. (I really am sorry about that one) |
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" If you don't have a pic in your profile well don't talk to me cause u probably ugly!!!! "
I prefer to call it aesthetically challenged. |
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"i hve a short attntion span..."
Life is like a box of....SQUIRREL! Uh, where was I? |
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