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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"no string atouch no sex"
You must really like string. |
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"living in swisterland"
That's not even a real place. |
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"It seems to me that if you have kids its like you have some god awful disease."
Is it contagious? |
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"Under construction
I am still deciding exactly what top say that will describe myself to a good point where everyone will not have to ask all or even any questions to find out about me. I still want to leave some things to talk about for sure." Perhaps you should have stopped after the phrase 'Under Construction'... |
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"I have Rode For Marshall to LongView and back...My Butt Die!.. About 60 ml .. "
David Letterman: "And, the number one reason monkeys throw feces...." |
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"I'm fun, a personality plus,a man..."
(Using an Australian accent) "Crikey, we don't want to startle this elusive creature, Mate. I've heard of their existence but to see a fun, personality-plus (similar to the platypus) male in it's natural habitat is rare!" |
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(Seeking) "someone whom sees who she is looks are important, but can be deceiveing"
Is this stemming from a fear of dating vampires? |
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"I'm someone who becomes my surroundings....Kinda wierd...but, i've noticed that about myself...."
You're a Transformer? |
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"I'm looking for Someone who is Fun, Happy, compassionate, un-selfish, loves to be playful, doesn't get butt hurt if I tell a dirty joke,"
Call it my sixth sense or whatever but something tells me you might want to stay away from comedy. |
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" I love watching movies that inspire or evoke deep thought. "
The answer is 42. |
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"Anything really, so long as I get to connect w/ the person successfully."
Is this a date or a docking? |
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"I am a full-time mommy of two wonderful boys. I am a part-time student. I am part-time employed with the YWCA. I love to play and watch sports. I enjoy going to the movies. I love music and dancing. My major is mathematics. I love to live my life spontaneously."
I think your sentences all start the same. |
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"I'm unique because I really am one in a million."
The population of the earth is about 6.8 billion. So there are about 6800 people just like you. |
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"I am single by choice just looking for friends first bebnfits later"
They always put that carrot out there but I have yet to see any bebnfits. |
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"I am a God fearing woman,I have my own."
How do you get a God of your own? Pretty sure that could come in handy. |
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"I want You."
Uncle Sam? |
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"Well I hope you enjoyed reading my profile,not that I care if you enjoyed it or not? Because I don't!"
Now that we've established that... |
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"So anyways Ladies If you feel like ****ing with my head ,and wasting my time? I guess message me."
I'm not really attracted to masochists. Sorry. |
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"***I PREFER OLDER WOMEN*** IF you have time to be on here, you have time to take off old polish, and pumice your feet! Do it now!"
Fine! Nag, nag, nag... |
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"In ten years i want to meet myself, I bet im AWESOME"
I saw this in Back to the Future 2. |
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