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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"she must be drug free that means no drugs." Did 'drug free' ever mean anything else? At one time, it meant "No Parking." They had to change it, it was confusing. (ROFL) Thank you for clearing that up for me, Lex! |
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"I like to meet people in the flesh to talk about myself it seems more honest"
Nudity + narcissism (does not) = Honesty |
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"The way I see it, the world is so big, and so beautiful, with so many interesting people to meet, to spend all our time thinking about rebellious things like money."
I wouldn't be concerned until your money actually begins organizing a revolt. THEN I would be worried. |
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"i hate these bits!!!!"
They have an operation for that now. |
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"Just watched a programme about a woman who has been married and divorced 8 times, so there's hope for me yet!!"
Live your dream, yup.... |
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"Im not scared to tell a lady that she looks good on a bad hair day"
Men fear this? |
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"sex is a pain in the ***..."
A) You're doing it wrong. B) Turn around. |
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"Watching nasacar fishing an the lakes."
I thought NASA was supposed to be exploring space, not the local pond. |
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"Hi!!! I am looking for YOU!!!Yes..... You! Are you a single Man?, Are you a sincere person?, Do you love to travel?, Do you practice any sport? Do you enjoy a good Italian dinner?"
Be that as it may, trust me, you are NOT looking for me.... |
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"Watching nasacar fishing an the lakes." I thought NASA was supposed to be exploring space, not the local pond. Budget cuts. |
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"Having a definite reaction to the above "mandatory" question about "what best describes your intent or what you are looking for". It does not allow for any creativity in it's answer"
Kind of a relief, huh? Takes all the pressure off. |
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"I´m a woman, enterteining, interesting, modern, with very much character, expressive, happy in search of friends to know people of different places of the world."
You left out "needlessly meandering." |
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"I dont realy know how to describe myself."
Adjectives, man. Start with adjectives! |
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"I like cooking and visit open places and museums."
It does help if they're open. Otherwise it's B&E. |
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"I have a variety of hobbies--from painting (anything I can find, cow heads, Spanish roof tiles, etc.)"
OK, painting the cow heads is good. Do they just stand there and let you do it? |
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"I like the theather, good music and a peaceful athmosphere."
Turns out the "Written Lisp" is NOT just an urban legend. |
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"I like to wonder around the mountain"
"How tall is it? What's it made of? What lives on it? How did it get here?...." |
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"I like the theather, good music and a peaceful athmosphere." Turns out the "Written Lisp" is NOT just an urban legend. (wiping tears from eyes) Omg, that one made me laugh so hard my tummy hurts! |
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"not ashamed of my looks"
I think that's a good thing, right? |
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"I speak english like 60%"
I really don't know how well any of those rap guys speak English. |
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